The marriage between the donkey from Shrek and a bridge troll. The donkey’s government name is Chris and the troll’s last name is crossen
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Get the Chris kun mug.A Big Chris is a man who suffers with micro penile disorder, this is where the males genitals are unnaturally miniature. Also could be referred to someone who deals prime hydration.
*Calls Big Chris* "hello, you need some prime hydration? I will send it to Africa and back and then send it to you even though we are both in the uk" says Big chris whilst using a magnifine glass on his repopulation device.
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I did the Creepy Chris" the other day. Flopped on top for about 30 seconds and had to wash the germs off straight after
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Get the Chris Bru mug.He is one of the most fun, bubbly boys you will ever meet. He can talk to just about anyone and make them laugh with his witty jokes. He is smart and driven and still puts time into relationships he values. He is close to his family and values them highly. He knows how to make a girl like him, and how to make her feel special. He has the cutest dimples and most pretty blue eyes. You will find yourself speaking to Chris for hours and feel like only minutes have passed by and even when you are exhausted all you will want to do is speak to him. He is a true catch, in every way.
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