Philosopher’s Stone

When you take a shit that contains all four elements: fire, earth, water, and air

Bro I just made a fat philosopher’s stone in my toilet

by anonymous March 1, 2024

Stone N Bone

When you and your partner(s) get as high as you can and then have sexual relations until every party involved has an orgasm before the first party passes out.

Person 1: I got some weed and viagra.
Person 2: I love you man but not like that!
Person 1: Nah, it's for me and my girl.
Person 2: So what? Are you all gonna Stone N Bone?
Person 1: Fuck yeah!!!

by Can I Get U Off? January 9, 2021

Stones

Not having the guts to do or say something

“I dare you to steal that chocolate bar.” “ No I don’t have the stones.”

by B0x1ng February 16, 2018

Paige stone

Paige stone is a sexy beast with a bumpin body and a very ciddleable

Omg you've worked out u look like a paige stone

by Rockin ass wide hips September 2, 2017

stone cock

a hard, erect penis

We make out, then he gives me his stone cock.

by gregin' (Greg Dahlen) August 3, 2019

Penis stones

A condition caused in males when cheating as Devine retribution for wronging a good woman. Note; if the woman is not good, no penis shall be stoned.

"Brad got penis stones." said Morty.
"Aw, shit Morty. You still care about Jessica?"
"It's what he deserved Rick! Jessica is a good woman, Rick!"

"Listen Morty, I hate to break it to you, but what people calls “love” is just a chemical reaction that compels animals to breed. It hits hard, Morty, then it slowly fades, leaving you stranded in a failing marriage. I did it. Your parents are gonna do it."

by Queen Etherious September 18, 2019

sword in the stone

When a girl does a handstand over a man's penis and she moves her hands away and falls then deep throats the man

"Yo ricky you got the sword in the stone?"
"hell yeah bro! She puked all over me, it was nasty"

by Acuara December 7, 2015