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Microwave Nipple

A smaller sized nipple usually about the size of a nickel reddish or brownish in color with a thick eraser tip. You can actually use to hang a towel on it! Small but very sturdy it can take a bite!
Dude my girl gets microwave nipple when I shave . I love it I hang my towel there and have her on standby till I am done shaving!
by Project 808 July 31, 2017
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The Nipple Man

The Nipple Man is an almighty GOD.

He grants you epic nipple powers and gives you 69 years of luck.

join The Nipple Man's cult or get your nipples taken away so you'll end up lookin' like a weird anime dude from a cheap hentai.

all hail The Nipple Man
Person 1: What are you doing this weekend?

Person 2: Oh just PRAISING THE NIPPLE MAN SO MY NIPPLES WIL SHINE AND OUR WORLD WILL BE FREE FROM CHAOS AGAIN- you?

Person 1: same really
by No Worries Cuz Im A Torsk November 2, 2019
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Dick nipple

It's a nipple but with dicks
by 私はお尻食べる July 23, 2018
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Furry Nipples

When a man and women ingage in fornication in the position of missionary and her man is on top and he starts playing with his nipples and asks her if her furry nipples are wearing yet and she reaches over and grabs a candle and burns his nipples with wax and asks are your furry nipples wearing yet
Are your furry nipples wearing yet?
by Glennybob69 May 31, 2024
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NIPPLE LIGHT

A low hanging light, with the appearance of a nipple. It has a centre dot, which give the light a titty type look. The nipple light was invented by sir Alexander Titty Totterson, the founding father of the diamond cutter lactation looters. The first nipple light was created by assimilating all 4 elements in harmonious ceremony in which a ritual sacrifice was made.
"He gave his life, for the nipple light." -Olivia Trottier

"My light appears to be like a boob." - Abraham Lincoln
by Rent a car place January 31, 2019
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Nipple

A tiny, flat, and stiff joystick, sometimes found on keyboards.
Nintendo added a C-Stick to the New 3DS, but it was a nipple!
by The_Kickster March 14, 2022
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Fupa-Nipple

It’s an obscenely small micro baby penis. So small even, some can confuse it with and question why they have a nipple between their legs.
His fupa-nipple was beaming through his pants when we were ice skating today.
by Nikki Ash January 31, 2025
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