Milwaukee Mud Cake

When, in the act having Anal sex, the females evacuates her bowels on your dick. All the while you are still thrusting. The feces would become caked on your dick and on her ass.

Dude, so i was fuckin this chick, and she started shitting. It was the milwaukee mud cake no doubt.

by THEEtits January 24, 2008

sucks blue mud

A way to clarify how bad somebody is at something. Really bad. I mean really, really bad. So bad, that well frankly, you suck blue mud.

Shaq sucks blue mud when he shoots free throws.

Bush sucks blue mud as president.

Hey bitch...you suck blue mud (at giving blow jobs) !!!!

by Speak Truth May 1, 2008

Mississippi mud track

The act of rubbing your ass across your partners face during intercourse and leaving a Mississippi mud track.

Damn boy, I hooked up with this bitch last night, bitch would not stop screaming so I gave that bitch a Mississippi mud track.

by physiqz March 20, 2010

mississippi mud pie

when a group of 5 girls poo on a mans face

dude, jeremy got mississippi mud pie-d last night!

by dr.pecks October 12, 2010

flaming mud pole

Set your penis ablaze and jab it into a female's anus, hopefully exstinguishing the flame.

Holy shit, I just flaming mud poled that slut.

by matt March 2, 2004

tennessee mud cake

ingredients:
flour
sugar
turd
egg
butter
water
cocoa
ejaculate

Preheat oven to 350, mix first 7 ingredients in large bowl and then let bake for 1-2 hours. Let cool for 10-15 minutes then drizzle with ejaculate topping. Best served to some dickhead that stole your tonka trucks when you were 5 years old.

"The next time my boss asks me to work Saturday, I am going to bake him a tennessee mud cake for his birthday."

"This cake is delicious, but I taste a hint of turd...This wouldn't be a tennessee mud cake, would it?"

by buckEboi April 27, 2010

Mississippi Mud Pie

During intercourse between a male and a female, the man crouches down on the womens' chest, and takes a shit on her chest. The shit is then used for lube, which the women jacks off the male with it. Then the semen is mixed with the shit, and they feed it to eachother with their feet.

Tyler:Hey Brandon want a Mississippi Mud Pie?
Brandon: No thanks, Kaleigh already gave me one.

by andihopeuchoke February 15, 2007