da disease

Dumbass disease, the condition where someone is suffering from a level of stupid so great it's hard to wrap your head around.

The guy crossed the street without even looking must've had a case of the DA disease.

by anonymous December 15, 2022

giraffe disease

different spots on your body that are peeling after a tan or laying out; looks like giraffe spots

I have giraffe disease from going to Florida.

by beccaaameyyer July 12, 2014

give head disease

you have to give someone head in the next hour or your gonna die

“I think I might have give head disease

by milflover69699696 July 5, 2021

Man Disease

Were either you are looking at something but do not see it or you always have to be right.

"Honey, does anything look any different?"

"Um...no?"

"Seriously! Typical man disease."

by Captain DRock April 25, 2010

Whiterod's Disease

Not many dare usher these words, for the devastation they create is beyond explanatory circumstances. When suffering from Whiterods disease all the surrounding banter that exists within the human body is mercilessly killed and replaced with a dark force known as 'anti-bants'. This 'anti-bants' manifests itself in communication; where the host thinks they are being banterous but in fact they are not and everyone hates them. It also has a tendency to spread in the locally populated area.

I spoke to a girl today, she found me boring and the social interraction awkward. I must be coming down with Whiterod's Disease.

by Kingofthebants April 2, 2012

Rocky Mountain Butt Disease

A disease mostly affecting people from tropic and sub tropics environments, RMBD is contracted when one of these people attempt spending a winter in the Rockies, and then end up staying indoors for 5 months. Symptoms include, but are not limited to, an increase in waist size, and a much larger gluteus maximus, pale pasty skin, and a smell of poor hygiene.

Jane moved here last summer from Cali and ended up catching Rocky Mountain Butt Disease.

by BAM2018 October 6, 2020

Peripheral Artery Disease

Noun (Also know as: P.A.D. ) Peripheral Artery Disease is a circulatory condition in which narrowed blood vessels reduce blood flow to the limbs.
Peripheral vascular disease is a sign of fatty deposits and calcium building up in the walls of the arteries (atherosclerosis). Risk factors include aging, diabetes, and smoking.

Wow my lower legs really ache for no reason, even when laying down. Probably because of Peripheral Artery Disease. Fuck.

by Mr. Wanna October 27, 2021