Phillipino Palm Tree

When you have sex with a male who has such a horrible herpes outbreak, his penis is rough and bumpy like a palm tree

Jake gave me my first Phillipino palm tree and I'll be using ointment for a month!

by tyrel1 November 4, 2010

Couple two tree

Used across the entire midwest and parts of the northeast, it's a way for someone to say "a few" but add more ambiguity so as not to be held accountable for any specific amount. The "tree" indicates an alternate pronunciation for the word "three" thanks to language influences from the Italians, Irish, and Germans in the United States.

I had a couple two tree beers at the bar no big deal.

by HunterQT December 20, 2021

Mangina tree

Begins with a man arranging his genitals into a mangina. He then adopts a squat position, and slowly rises while sprouting branches with his arms. Often performed in time with slow, sensual music with all his mates taking humiliating photos to be posted on facebook/youtube.
Acknowledged as the punishment for losing by a ten goal margin in Pro Evolution Soccer.
Is sometimes refered to a 'Mangina seed', because the intention is to appear as a seed, sprouting into a Mangina Tree.

'Are we playing mangina rules?'
'Yes'
A 10-0 trashing later...
'MANGINA TREE!!!'

by Bogsyogsy January 11, 2009

happy tree friend

1. your friend that lives in the trees. that's also happy. aka a hippy
2. the custest of cute woodland creatures...that mangulate each other with chainsaws and the like.

1. get outta that goddamn tree you hippy!
2. la la la la la la la la la la! la la la la la la la la! stumpy i love you!

by milo May 14, 2004

Pruned the family tree

Suicide.

Student: You'll have to excuse Jessica's absence today.
Teacher: Why, what did you hear?
Student: She pruned the family tree last night.

by The Dancing Ramses August 20, 2019

up a tree in rosemount

i prefer not to tell you where i am because your not welcome

"hi were are you"

"im up a tree in rosemount you arent welcome"

by shockin mclaughlin April 27, 2014

Palm Tree Pounder

Remember when Dorothy was in the wizard of oz and got knocked out before the tornado?

….

YOU’VE BEEN HIT IN THE HEAD WITH A BALLSACK.

You’re on a bunk bed, you have a pony tail sitting perfectly on the crown of your head, you have the two last rationed pieces of toilet paper and you’re are waving them in the wind like a palm tree in the wind,

We are licking them,

….THEN the hurricane …

BOOBNADO

you’re swirling in the hurricane, dorothys here, (TOTO too)

The HAIRY BALLSACK DROPS IN

….TEA BAG ….in the face!!!!!!!!!!

!!!!!!!!RUN FOR COVER!!!!!!!

THEN

Porky the porch pounding monster’s grundle is out and SWINGIN’ (played by Chris Pratt)

You have an euphoric experience….

.:..You’re in the world of balls. ..:…

Finally,

you land, under a palm tree.

You fall in love with Porky.

The two lived happily ever after pounding under the palm trees.

The End

You’ve been sincerely pounded by the

Palm tree

Naughty Porky
Bad Girl

AMEN.

I was hit by a Palm Tree Pounder last night

by KushVeeVee August 15, 2021