Turkey Neck molester 

a dumbass who acts like they are the smartest person in the world knowing they are a piece of shit to everyone else and they are also dumb as hell

Steven and this boy named Ross are some Turkey Neck Molesters

Turkey Neck molester by Birdkilla05 October 8, 2003

turkey bacon 

(noun.) A distraction or waste of time.

PERSON RIDING SHOTGUN: "Hold on, I'm going to hop out of the car here at Grand Central Station and try to find a bathroom, but I won't bring my cell phone, so you'll get to spend ten super-efficient minutes circling the block in rush hour traffic and waiting for me to re-appear at my leisure." (passenger suddenly leaps out while car is stopped at red light)

DRIVER: (yelling after her) "Why don't you just wait until we get to the movie theater?"

OTHER PASSENGER: "This is turkey bacon."

turkey bacon by Nitro et al September 28, 2008

jive turkey 

another word for 'cool' or 'happenin' or 'my brother'

whats up jive turkey?

jive turkey by katherine marie! =] April 15, 2006

Turkey Gobble 

A genetic inheritance.
When extra skin acquired around the neck and sags.

Thus the person begins to look like a big turkey.

There he is, get him guys!!

What are you guys doing to me?

Oh shit thats just Bryan, damnit! we thought you were a big turkey!!

Its Thanksgiving where is Bryan??

Look at that turkey gobble- what a freak!

Insults to this person could be- gobble gobble

- your a big turkey bitch
- get running on thanksgiving motherfucker

- put feathers on this guy and you don't need a halloween costume

- FREAK

Turkey Gobble by Tourrette's guy is the coolest October 13, 2009

turkey sandwich 

Running up to someone and acting like you are going to punch them in the balls while having a friend take a picture of their reaction to your "punch". (do not actually punch them).

Guy #1 "oh look at this picture"
Guy #2 "what is it"
Guy #1 "it ls a guy getting a turkey sandwich"
Guy #2 "hahaha look at his face"

turkey sandwich by Rhynocio October 21, 2012

Jive Turkey 

someone who doesnt grind and cant do anything right

"OMG, bret's such a jive turkey"

Jive Turkey by 2k72 June 23, 2016

turkey neck

when a girl gives a guy oral pleasure

She looked like a turkey I wanted to say gobble gobble.

turkey neck by anthony lerra March 11, 2004