touch of the tizzle

To touch someone with your penis and give them a touch of the tizzle

I gave her the touch of the tizzle treatment

by RIZ EM February 23, 2025

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touch carpet

the opposite of touch grass
mainly used in rainbolt's comment section

Person 1: Yo bro you wanna play some geoguessr?
Person 2: Yeah sure bro
*Person 1 proceeds to get 5/5 on the hardest level*
Person 2: Touch carpet bro

by urbdictinger February 24, 2025

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Touch My Head again, I dare You

by SuelTameOresuTeMato April 25, 2025

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touch bag

Do cocaine.

If it's such a war crime for me to touch bag in the handicap stall at B-Dubs, why do I werewolf into the fucking man everytime it happens.

by cashgrabber9000 July 15, 2025

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Often used when describing the ego driven antics of narcissistic supervisors. Some examples of this include:

1. adding extra unnecessary steps to projects while intermittently micromanaging
2. Impromptu meetings to discuss non time sensitive subjects. Often initiated at closing time or just prior to lunch breaks
3. Good-idea-fairy type behavior
4. General smugness associated with any ideas that are not their own
5. A skewed perspective of their worth paired with an ove abundant ego

Often used in the past tense to to describe ambush style "leadership"

"Sorry honey, I'm going to be a couple hours late, the boss Tomchode me right before quitting time"

" I got Tomchode, now I have to build a maintenence plan for a piece of equipment we will never have."

by LibertyRisk1Z August 4, 2025

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