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Thomas

A man hoe who has only had one girlfriend so you couldn't call him a hoe you could call him a lonely little bag of trash tehe
Thomas eats trash
by Fucking fuckidy fuck fuk September 27, 2018
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thomas o'leary

thomas o'leary is a small but attractive boy. he loves to play with his david bowie body pillow and harrass women. they know they love it. we need thomas o'leary to live. when he dies, we all die. POGCHAMP
"i wanna fuck thomas o'leary. he will kill me and put me in a freezer''
by XxX_jamso October 16, 2021
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Medium Thomas

Easily the best drink from McDonalds. Only available in medium though.
Can I get a Medium Thomas with my happy meal?
by naahs1 December 1, 2020
mugGet the Medium Thomasmug.

thomas

Man with unusually large penis (7-9 inches) He is the best looking man you will see and loves sports. He has big muscular lips and they are juicy. He is very tall and muscular and gets all the girls including me
Thomas is so sexy and smels good
by bigwhore666 November 8, 2018
mugGet the thomasmug.

Steffan Thomas

Appointed mayor of freakytown in the 2024 mayoral election, residents claim he drives a small blue hatchback named, The Freakmobile
Yo did you hear they appointed that freaky guy Steffan Thomas as the new mayor of freakytown?!
by JDPTURBO May 6, 2024
mugGet the Steffan Thomasmug.

Thomas Kaiser

Thomas is a really good looking man. He is really good with chemistry and coming way to close to you and your desk. Thomas likes to look at your password and destroy students (not always sexually). He is divorced so you can come as often as you want to his office to „show him your homework“ (if you know what I mean. He always comes to late. But the time with him is still great. Furthermore he takes drugs with his bestie Christian. Everyone loves Thomas.
Student A: Have you seen a man wearing sunglasses in his classes?

Student B: Yes that must be Thomas Kaiser. He always uses the chemistry book where „Uli“ is written on the side.
by Tommy Party November 21, 2021
mugGet the Thomas Kaisermug.

thomas bergen

A guy who is constantly butthurt and thinks you're talking shit about him.
"ARE YOU GUYS TALKING SHIT"
No, stop being such a Thomas Bergen.
by Jakethegardensnake March 15, 2016
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