Face Taint

That area of your face between your top lip and your nose.
It taint quite your nose and taint quite yours lip.

He kicked me right in the Face Taint.

by Joel and Cherrie December 31, 2011

ceptis face

A term used to describe a seemingly attractive male with a great body paired with a homely face.

"He's kind of a ceptis face."

"What's a ceptis face?"

"You know, everything about him is hot 'cept his face."

by AnnaOj May 3, 2009

athlete's face

Itchy, peeling, stinky red face. Normally caused by, or associated with being, working class or lower. Poor man's skin affliction and infection, which results in soreness, redness and flakiness. Can also be caused by having a borderline alcoholic issue.

Did you see Alex Ferguson the other night? looked like he a had real bad bout of athlete's face.

by HastonVilla November 1, 2013

sum face

The most amazing insult you could ever give someone. Sum face can be used as a subsitute for cum face.

Parag is such a sum face!

by Chelsee May 6, 2005

unfortunate face

A kind way to say someone is either ugly or just doesn't look right

That girl's nice and all but she sure does have an unfortunate face

by Lop lop March 8, 2010

molly face

when someone looks evidently high

she's definitely high, she had mad molly face

by Dwight's assistant manager April 16, 2019

Face-attention

(noun)- When someone updates their status and/or posts on their Facebook profile, and as a result, receives 10, or maybe even 100's of replies -yes it's possible- commenting on that very same status.

1. (Girl/boy thinking to herself) Hmm.. what should I post which will give me lots of Face-attention?

2. Wow I got 60 replies after posting a video of Kanye dissing Taylor Swift! Sweet! Face-attention! What I crave most!

3. I feel so unloved....no one ever gives me Face-attention!

by Peanutbuttersnaps October 3, 2009