dirty willy

Noun: A slightly more extreme variation on the childish prank known as the wet willy. Instead of inserting a finger into your mouth and then into someone's ear with a twisting motion, you first insert your finger into your anus, then into the recipient's mouth. Twisting is optional.

"-Why did Suzie leave school early today?

-Johnny gave her a dirty willy and she threw up...

-HAHAHA sucks for her."

by FruitoftheLoomis October 18, 2010

Dirty dancing

An excuse for teenagers to rub up on each other. Girls shake their ass onto a guys dick while he tries to hide the fact that this is making him want to rip of her clothes right then and there. It's like sex, with clothes on.

Person 1: You see them "dirty dancing"?
Person 2: More like sex on hard wood.

by Danielle Danielle January 7, 2009

dirty kenny

Wearing baggy pants at a titty bar without underwear

The sttripper was impressed by the tent I was pitching when I wore my dirty kenny.

by spannacus February 21, 2008

Dirty Molly

She’s a hoe and you know it. Her body count is higher than the Empire State Building. She’s not afraid to strip in front of people because it’s likely they’ve seen it all before. Like drugs? She’s done em all. She’s your school popular girl with a shit ton of friends. Nice ass super hot and can suck dick like nobody else. She’s a heartbreaker and a relationship hopper. She’s never single for long. She’s a bitch but a lovable one at that. She’s a keeper.

There ain’t nobody like that Dirty Molly

by Eggplant Pappi May 5, 2020

Dirty Preston

Becoming friends with your ex as a rouse to gain their trust. Than when they go on vacation with the person they left you for, you offer to dog sit. The week they are gone you eat nothing but hot and ready pizza, taco bell, and keystone lite. On the last day you dump in their washing machine and dryer lintel trap.

Chad got back at Tom good. He dirty Prestoned him when Tom went to Mexico with Dennis

by Dudelicker February 13, 2019

Dirty Emilio

Someone who walks into a childrens preschool and gives out weed brownies then proceeds to fart in their mouths

"Did you hear Billy pulled a Dirty Emilio at that preschool?"

by Rekxbaby April 13, 2020

Council Dirty

Low-rent, pikey type scum-bag. Also used for non-scum who look rough (see example below). For ladies this could have sexual connotations too.

Kate Moss has been looking well council dirty of late, must be the company she keeps!

by Primrose Glittery September 12, 2005