The Christmas Man is the true santa. His name is Peter and he loves to eat live catfish. Not milk and cookies, catfish.
He hasn't been giving presents to most of the children around the world for a while, since no one puts out live catfish for him to eat anymore. He's not angry, he's disappointed.
He hasn't been giving presents to most of the children around the world for a while, since no one puts out live catfish for him to eat anymore. He's not angry, he's disappointed.
Santa believer: "Let's put out milk and cookies for Santa!"
Christmas Man enjoyer: "No, The Christmas Man won't like that, we should put out a live catfish for him to eat instead!"
Christmas Man enjoyer: "No, The Christmas Man won't like that, we should put out a live catfish for him to eat instead!"
by After8ight November 10, 2022
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Your Partner whilst they are going to the bathroom and is in mid poop on the toilet. Making your partner feel like they are getting a cold shower of breast milk.
Your Partner whilst they are going to the bathroom and is in mid poop on the toilet. Making your partner feel like they are getting a cold shower of breast milk.
Suddenly as I looked up I was getting showered with my wife’s breast milk instead of saying I am pooping here and freaking out you say “stop giving me a white Christmas log”
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Why am I getting sprayed on by … ahh! You white Christmas logged me!
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Why am I getting sprayed on by … ahh! You white Christmas logged me!
by ask_about_my_winston2 November 15, 2022
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Out of nowhere: "Did you know that an axolotl is a type of salamander?"
Response: "What does that have to do with Christmas?"
Out of nowhere: "Did you know that an axolotl is a type of salamander?"
Response: "What does that have to do with Christmas?"
by Penguinlove1995 November 21, 2022
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Me: 'Ahh, yes. Christmas music to listen to while I go sit in 90 degree weather.'
Me: 'Ahh, yes. Christmas music to listen to while I go sit in 90 degree weather.'
by beemovieisaW November 21, 2022
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by fOrTnItE bOy November 26, 2022
Get the Christmas mug."You don't have to get dressed up and make a five course meal. It's New Christmas... we're ordering in and eating in our PJ's!"
by Ms.Grizzace December 31, 2021
Get the New Christmas mug.Can you believe it guys? Christmas, just a week away. Christmas is in a week! Woohoo! I am so happy about this information. Christmas! Just a week away, oh wow. Can you believe it? Christmas! Just in a week! It got here so fast! Christmas! Just a week away!
by Ronkill30 January 12, 2022
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