the fuzzies you get when you’re cycling or walking homeward during the christmastime, when it’s quickly getting dark and the silent streets feel warm (even though it’s almost freezing).
Mother: "Did you mind walking home this evening?"
Daughter: "No, I got the Homeward Christmas Fuzzies!"
Daughter: "No, I got the Homeward Christmas Fuzzies!"
by Ms. Type Writer November 28, 2018
Get the Homeward Christmas Fuzziesmug. The eerie sensation when a close friend asks if anyone wants Christmas tickles and you feel uncomfortable and slightly afraid.
by Milkman January 7, 2019
Get the christmas ticklesmug. When you take a poop and it comes out a mix of red and green. Typically colored red from blood and green because it's radioactive, or from the food you ate before. Anyways, whether it's radioactive or not, it's much better to drown yourself in Chernobyl than sniff that.
"I took a Christmas Crapper this morning and broke the toilet."
"Kelly took a Christmas Crapper in the hotbox, effectively killing everyone in there."
"Christmas is cancelled after Santa took a big Christmas Crapper at the mall while some kid sat in his lap!"
"Kelly took a Christmas Crapper in the hotbox, effectively killing everyone in there."
"Christmas is cancelled after Santa took a big Christmas Crapper at the mall while some kid sat in his lap!"
by girlkisser420 October 20, 2025
Get the Christmas Crappermug. The art of having extremely kinky sex in a hotel in the month of December and when you have finished you leave without cleaning up your "mess".
Guy: Hey baby wanna have a white Christmas
Girl: You know I do
Guy: How bout that hotel right around the corner
Girl: Sure, shall I bring our box full of toys?
Guy: Yup
Girl: You know I do
Guy: How bout that hotel right around the corner
Girl: Sure, shall I bring our box full of toys?
Guy: Yup
by IHOP Eating Cow Zombie March 30, 2016
Get the White Christmasmug. The act of ejaculating into the palm of one’s own hand and then slapping the top of somebody else’s head.
by hSak August 29, 2020
Get the Cambodian Christmasmug. by BootyWarrior89 December 21, 2014
Get the White Christmasmug. When you drunkenly order a bunch of things off Amazon (or online in general), forget about it, and then all your goodies arrive at your door.
Drunk online shopping then receiving your haul.
Drunk online shopping then receiving your haul.
by StuckInSalemWithSatan February 26, 2021
Get the Irish Christmasmug.