real stick talk

Sex.

Yo i had my girl bussin all night i gave her that real stick talk.

by Bandit 0069 June 9, 2017

Real Estate Agent

A full-service residential buyer- and seller-specialist who assists clients in the sale of real property. This person alleviates much of the confusion and frustrations of buying or selling a home with the experience she or he has amassed over time within a given local real estate market or neighborhood. A real estate agent is armed with the tools necessary to provide creative and innovative solutions in real estate services. She or he provides resources to assist clients discover value in real property, provides strategies to build equity in her or his clients’ investment, and facilitates negotiations toward an ideal solution for her or his clients.

Does your real estate agent have a record of success?

by Good Life February 18, 2011

Real F1 Fan

People who base their driver support on skill etc, not nationality or glory-hunting.

Fan: Why do you support Hamilton?

Tool: He's the world champion and British!

Fan: So you only like him because he is good and British?

Tool: Yeah!

Fan: When did you start watching F1?

Tool: Whenever Hamilton came into it.

Fan: Then your not a real F1 fan!

by Lord Skel September 19, 2009

Nuh uh for real?

This what bitch ass niggas say when they ain even paying attention to wat you sayin.

My friend: i was bouta clap that nigga cheecks but i chocked hella hard

A bitch ass nigga: nuh uh for real?

by Yerd nigga 11 December 18, 2018

I'm A Real American

What foreigners say to convince themselves they are American.

border patrol: Let's see your green card.
foreigner: Why? I'm a real American!

by theog May 9, 2004

Keep I.T. Real

Similar to 'keep it real', Keep I.T. Real is all about geeks staying true to themselves and being honest in their day-to-day role-playing, gaming, case-modding, two-minute-noodle-eating, Star Trek/Star Wars-watching lives.

"Hey Norman, have you tried turning it off then on again?"

"You want a fight, Poindexter??"

"No way, I just like to Keep I.T. Real. Maybe try googling it instead?"

by Lolita Licorice September 21, 2009

Free Real Estate

*whispers* It's free real estate

Hey you! It's free real estate

by BropBoy June 4, 2018