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South African surprise

“ Ay remember that girl I left with last night?”
“Nicaela! Let me guess she gave you the South African surprise?”

“I woke up and my shit was itchin. How did you know?”

“Bruh she gave them to Ray Ray last month.”
by Roachykins May 28, 2018
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Cincinnati Surprise

When you shit in a pillow case and beat someone about the head and shoulders.
He didn't pay for his half of the hotel so he got a cincinnati surprise.
by Only1realme June 4, 2018
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The African surprise

When you fly to Africa put on gloves and touch an infected body with ebola. Then you

fly buck and finger a girl with the same gloves on.

After two weeks you visit her in the hospital and say to her with an African war lord accent "surprise"
"oh men i gave that girl the African surprise last night"
by African war lord June 22, 2019
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choo choo, here i am surprise bitch!

this is the meaning of the leader of the bunch of the saying toddykweest
todd:choo choo, here i am surprise bitch!
also todd:*finishes*
by ologs July 21, 2019
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South Pole Surprise

When you stick your pecker through the bottom of an ice cream cone. Another party then provides oral sex and must get you off before the ice cream gives them a brainfreeze. If you ejaculate before the ice cream is gone, you must finish the cone yourself.
"I hear if you tip $10, the chick at the ice cream shop will give you a South Pole Surprise."
by yakeyT July 22, 2019
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Regifted Surprise

When a girl goes down on a guy and acts like she swallowed his semen but keeps it in her cheek and goes to give him a kiss afterwards and spits it back into his mouth.
I didn’t know what to get you for your birthday so I thought I would give you a regifted surprise.
by Ooooopsy July 31, 2019
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surprise party

When you have friends over for another person birthday and you shout “SUPRISE” the whip out your cock and jizz over all the food
by deep fried rat legs November 7, 2019
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