smashed off your bounce

You went out last night and got smashed off your bounce

by Scottie Tiger December 21, 2024

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Dine n' Smash

When you go out with someone just to get a meal and maybe some extras out of it.

Dine n' Smash: Last night I met this hottie named Rachel. Dang she was fine. I asked her out to dinner lookin for something serious out of it and she happily agreed (though her stomach growled right before she said yes but I'm sure it meant nothing) I took her out to eat at my favorite place, (generic fancy restraunt name that is only still open because the drinks alone are $10) so we eat and we're having a good time. I ask her back to my place and she says "ya okay" (keep in mind I reached for the check). We get back to my apartment and I get my keys out to open the door. The. Out of no where she becomes the flash and books it away and leaves my all alone with nothing but the clothes on my back, and my $3 to go box of $100 1 ounce steak.

by I swear I'm 18 Garcia September 04, 2017

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Falcon Smash

When you are tired of jerking off with your hand and decide to use the crease of you elbow so it looks like you're flappying a wing

BOB: yo dave next time you jerk off don't use your hand totally over rated you need to Falcon Smash that shit

DAVE: how?
BOB: crease of the elbow bro, you last longer and gives you a shoulder workout.

by Falcon7489 December 19, 2015

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National smash ur crush day

On July 8th you get the one opportunity to smash your crush you better make your love fast

Tyrone: Ayo shawty lets go smash it’s july 8th which is National smash ur crush day

by issaethan July 08, 2020

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smashed on

talking shit to somebody to the point of their no return. where they cant say shit back cuz everyones laughing at their punkass.

you: FUCKIN ANNOYING ASS PPL..FUCKIN ANNOYING ASS PPL..FUCKIN ANNOYING ASS PPL..FUCKIN ANNOYING ASS PPL..FUCKIN ANNOYING ASS PPL..FUCKIN ANNOYING ASS PPL..FUCKIN ANNOYING ASS PPL..

me: how u gonna say fuckin annoying ass ppl.. then type that like 100 times =/...... typing something 100 times = annoying
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me:update your fuckin site asshole. or take it down and continue on with your life and not wasting anymore of mine by me clicking on this worthless Link. aight kOo

yo patna: DAM CUZZ, U GON LET DAT NIGGA SMASH LIKE DAT?!

by TekBeetz March 30, 2004

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