naša vojvodina (robert)

Usually refers to a very based Serb-Romanian. The urban legend can often be found in the most obscure Yugoslav servers. Experts say if you find him you will be blessed with permanent luck (unless you are a muslim). His theme songs are "Komunjare" and "Tata". World's top scientists indicate the fact that if he concentrates all of his power he can leave Hungarian women on a 250 mile radius pregnant with twins (which will be 100% romanian btw)! He was refused entry in the USA because his biceps were considered weapons of mass destruction. He can drain all of Middle East's oil in one snap of a finger!

"I hope one day I will be like Robert!"
"I heard naša vojvodina is responsible for Srebrenica."
"Hi Robert, how's it going? All good, I'm at the 5th liberated town in Srpska today!"
"My grandpa told me a story about naša vojvodina (robert)!"

by robert himself November 22, 2021

Roberts’ Rule

No kissing during anonymous hook-ups. Often used by gay men. In reference to the Julia Roberts movie, Pretty Woman.

Oh sorry, I don’t kiss while hooking up. Roberts’ Rule.

by JuliaRobertsHerself July 21, 2022

Robert Amos

If you are a Robert Amos then you have it all

Check that guys dick out it's definitely a Robert Amos.

by A chick that knows December 4, 2022

Robert

Robert has a big Dick and is so fine you have a robert in your life just know your blessed and you will never forget;)

Omfg robert was so good last night

by DaddyWent4milk July 31, 2022

robert goldstein

term used by white people to insult other white people who are pro-miscegenetation

if you are a robert goldstein (no offense to any person whose name and last name is Robert Goldstein hence no capitals) you do not understand what the term ehre weiBen kulltur means

by Sexydimma January 8, 2014

Robert

An old math teacher that is obsessed with reading on tablets and trying to be with the trend.has a very ugly dog that looks like a rat and cares about his tablet more. But watch out because he might hit you with his knock off jeep also known as a veep when he is listening to his audio books

Roberts friend:Hey Robert wanna come over

Robert:ya let me finish my audio book and I’ll be right over in my veep

by Tablet yummy April 25, 2019

Robert

Robert is a rascally, rambunctious, radioactive, raspy, clapped, son of a hog, rat. 🐀

Ew no thank you Robert is texting me.

by 9020 November 22, 2021