je put e mana la pistola and shoot shoot shoot

Its what you say when somenthing that annoys you, it means you put you hand (or grab) a pistol and shoot shoot shoot (its more of a joke)

For exaple your brother broke your phone say je put e mana la pistola and shoot shoot shoot instead of a curse word

by Măta mare June 1, 2020

Putting on the press

When you are at the bar trying to pick up.

Based on the (FCP) Full Court Press in basketball.

If they go to the dance floor... you go to the dance floor. If they go to the bar... you go to the bar. If they go to the washroom...you wait outside the washroom. In theory, if you're the only person they've seen all night, you are their only option at the end of the night.

I'm putting on the press tonight.

Last night she was putting on the press.

by S Poppy July 11, 2020

Can I put my cock in your stupid mouth

When ur angry whit someone and you still want them to give you a blowjob

Mark: Interrupts class
Teacher: Hey Mark any question?
Mark: Hey teacher can I put my cock in your stupid mouth

(On the work mark gets to the boss)
Mark: Hey boss
Boss: what is it mark
Also Mark: Can i put my cock in your stupid mouth?

(Mark gets arrested and it's in court)
Judge: You shall pay what u have done
Mark: Can I put my cock in your stupid mouth?

by She belongs to the streets August 18, 2020

put a brew on

Asking someone to make a cup of tea.

I'm a bit parched are you going to put a brew on.

by Jeff theReff September 11, 2020

Put the wine in the flour box

When you do something shitty or stupid

Oh man you put the wine in the flour box you idiot!

by Tammyjones September 19, 2020

Biscit Putting

In a stiky sitcuation were everyone hates you?add 4 tbs of water to biscit mix, stir, round in a ball then throw at hated ones :) another wat to avenge non friends! :D Bad.

"AAAAAAAAA YAAAAAAAAA TAKE THAT oWo!!!!!!!" *throws biscit putting* "NOOOO" UwU *licks* "mmh! biscit putting :3"sticky situation

by LesbiSeaBunno◑︿◐🏳️‍🌈 October 31, 2020

Put in the Work

“When a woman performs oral sex on a man, but she’s wearing make up. The idea is that over time, some of the make up comes off when it’s done.”

Guy 1: Dude, she just gave me the best blow job ever!
Guy 2: But did she put in the work?

by Glenn Quagmire69 November 8, 2020