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poon

A small girl of chinese origin who is a bit of a swot, or a nerd!
Oh poon, stop studying. You're such a poon!
by taliciousbone January 1, 2009
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Irony poisoning

Irony Poisoning - Dying from or being injured, maimed, impaired or otherwise abhorrent to the constant homogeneous barrage of irony this life is.
The Irony Poisoning of the situation was, he would have tried help; but no matter how hard he had in the past , he somehow always became the villain .
by Bad Omen June 17, 2021
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Poisonify

1. To personify a perverted version of an abstract. If you Poisonify something, you take on only it's negative traits, or you exhibit wildly exaggerated versions.
1. My boss is Authority Poisonified.
2. Does UCC Poisonify the idea of a National University?
Yes, yes it does.
by Jackelrayn June 27, 2006
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poonack

That poonack couldn't get in batgirl's pants
by Brandon Howarth July 10, 2007
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poon diving

The act of getting, or trying to get poon. Can also be used simply if a person is trying to get with a girl.
"Ian is poon diving on Caroline."

"Kerry is peen diving on Ian." (Antonym)
by D Rex December 15, 2007
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Poon Wagon

A Poon Wagon is the same as a Train. The only difference is that a Poon Wagon is a number of females and only one male.
"Yo son I got poon wagoned last night"
by Martinez53 October 24, 2008
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Poon-blockage

DUDE 1: I tried banging this chick but she had her poon-blockage in.
by blahblahface February 20, 2009
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