Patrik Laine

Patrik Laine is this guy who plays ice hockey and looks kinda like he plays ice hockey.

Look, Patrik Laine has beautiful blonde eyes and blue hair, I want to touch him!

by MunaTheMusical2 May 17, 2017

Patricia Salad

Its a reference to your life when you realize your insanely hot vegan girlfriend has more problems than you can handle.

"Man you should have seen her last night bro! After i slapped her beaver 17 times; she threw a complete fit!"
"Sounds to me man like you gotta a Patricia Salad on your hands with a side order of badger milk!"

by Winstar December 6, 2017

patrikas

a white garbage malr human, most of the tume Lithuanian.

symptoms:
5-7cm penis
no higher than 170cm
is fat like a motherfucking alien spaceship
usually calls himself a girl
says that theres more than 2 genders
is socially awkward
inventor of the "i love you in dinosaur" meme

- Hey look, thats Patrikas!
- Nope, its just an another lesbian white boy.

- I bet Patrikas will suck a dick one day, then say "No homo"
- True.

by iwanttokms May 17, 2018

Partrick

A guy who seems cool but says huh a lot and seems to only be able to communicate in brail even though he’s not blind

Why are there Partrick things at the drive thru?

by SP1031 May 23, 2018

patricck

lol gay as fuck

your a patriccks

by patriccks March 18, 2018

patricia

Tricia's drunk alter ego

"Omg tricia do you remember what you did last night?"
"That wasn't me, that was Patricia"

by Randy dave david September 22, 2018

Patrik the Birdie

Has dire delucions of grandeur, thinking himself as the supremem emperor and dictator of the Cosmos. Also has an inexplicable adoration towards the FALLEN Soviet Union as well as the leader of its greatest enemy Führer Adolf HItler.

Impossible to use in a sentence as there is only one madman in this world like him

"He's crazy!"
"He's more than crazy! He
s like Patrik the Birdie"

by Ronald Railgun October 23, 2018