Double Maths

An Upper Class, Middle Class and Working Class Theory, of waking up early to watch news channels and understand, politics, weather and sports.

Finance is argued by the big buy in, (Poker Talk) he get 5 minutes to talk m, she has 10 minutes. The rest of the day is just Polite Politics. How Quaint….. Don’t know.

Double Maths

“Hi good morning welcome to bbc breakfast?”

Class systems arguing get the point I just made breakfast.

“And now for the sports and weather.”

It’s not Friday mate, get to the finance section I need Maaaaad Doooolllllaaaarr! Mr Jones.

by Teacher D September 7, 2022

toilet math

Flushing the toilet while you sit on it because you sink. Commonly used as a joke, being told to add and subtract while in the toilet taking a dump.

Hey Steve... do your toilet math.

Robert: Hey Mike, add and subtract... add and subtract...
Mike: What?

Robert: Add a little water, subtract everything else.

by Nightshade00013 November 6, 2021

math

mental abussive to humans

i hate math

by someone used my idea:ahhhhhhhh October 10, 2018

quick maths

Used when someone makes an incorrect calculation to point out their mistake/make fun of them. Comes from Big Shaq's legendary FITB. Also stylized as quick mafs.

1: "1500 times 10 over 50 that's what... 3000?"
2: "Quick maths"

by Neeky Gerd January 27, 2020

Math

The worst subject ever made.

yo, did u do the math last night?
yeah it almost made me kill myself.
damn bro u alright?
nah

by shaysbay December 28, 2023

Math

A subject that is as useful as fucking a cactus

"Dude, last math class was soooo boring"

by Ned_is_ded November 27, 2017

Math

A subject that may or may not be related to science

Pewdiepie: There are no stupid questions.
Katy Parry (aka. Kerry perry): is math related to science?

Pewdiepie: that is the dumbest fucking question!

by Wamen respecter52 February 5, 2018