noob

a person lacking common sense and/or intelligence

Shannon Bauer is a big noob

by raaad August 15, 2011

Noob

N. 1. A word that describes someone who is new to a particular subject, concept, etc.

N. 2. A word used as a general insult for someone who lacks intelligence, understanding or is just an idiot; nincompoop.

1. "Let's go farm off the noobs."

2. "Look at those fucking noobs on the lawn."

by DoctorSodomy September 4, 2011

Noob Stick

A more affectionate term for noob. Meaning stupid geek. No good at games.

What did you do that for you noob stick?

by evuppy December 6, 2011

noob

Ignoramus

Dumb Ass, you're a total nOOb.

by sucker4spuge December 28, 2011

noob

Slang for Cum, the fluid ejaculated during orgasm from the male's penis

Simultaneously w/ the full body spasm that rocked him off balance, his Cock let fly w/ surprising force as well as volume, huge gluey gobs of glistening pearlescent noob cartwheeling gracefully thru chilly air, quite like an act of trapeze, to splat smack up against the face and lips of his Cocksucker still down on bare knees, a face broadcasting shock proving his equal surprise to the abrupt achievement of the goal in their joint venture and subsequent delivery of the well deserved prize, this also w/ a scream that was both gutteral and primal, but served more like bells and whistles at a casino in the quiet still darkness to notify any perv that may, with risk, be lurking near, there were Jackpots to be won for those willing to play.

by sucker4spuge December 28, 2011

Noob

When you talk about a nipple and a boob at the same time....If you are wanting to talk about more than one you need to call them Neebs.

Mandy's noob needs attention.

by Diner Girl younger January 10, 2012

noob

guy who is always on his xbox/ps3

im a noob on cod(more noobism)

by jeffffejjeffffejjeffffej February 4, 2012