stud muffin

One who cause endorphins in the females brain which caues wet underware,orgasm juice spuhting down legs,horny,sexual tension,weakness of kness.It is brought on by a extremely rare elite class of male.JUST the presence,voice,mention,thought name of DARRELL THE STUD MUFFIN.

Girl that stud muffin makes me so horny.

by DARRELL THE STUD MUFFIN October 15, 2006

muffin man

the act of placing ones own ass directly in anothers face, normally while the person recieving is asleep, but it is not necessary.

i hate him so much that the next time he falls aslepp im gonna give a him a huge muffin man!

by p.k. todd August 26, 2004

Muffin Man

the man at costco that hands out the free muffin samples.

"do you know the muffin man?"
"the muffin man?"
"the muffin man..."
"yes i know the muffin man...who lives on drury lane?"
"shes...married to the muffin man."
"the muffin man?"
"THE MUFFIN MAN!"
*note* watch shrek

by skank ass weasel October 25, 2003

butter the muffin

pussy the ass :P

butter the muffin: no need for examples!

by timilyn September 27, 2008

Making muffins

The act of having sex with a cat, than naming all of the hideous half human-half cat offspring Muffin.

<matt> What did you do this weekend Jake?
<jake> i wuz makin muffins!
<matt> ahhh yeah.

by Mc Matt December 3, 2004

fudge muffin

a weak insult

'' oh my gosh you are such a fudge muffin.!!''

by layne i. November 21, 2007

Bran Muffin

The curly bush of pubic hair that peaks out in a tuft (like a muffin top) at the top of a persons underwear/pants.

Your pants are falling down, I can see your bran muffin.

by princesspoo February 7, 2013