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Dude 1: Hey look at that guy, he never talks and keeps his girl so private.
Dude 2: Yeah, he must be a Ting man
Dude 1: Yeah I've only ever heard him say bruv
Dude 2: Yeah, he must be a Ting man
Dude 1: Yeah I've only ever heard him say bruv
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Spam-man: "We can't bro, imma get a boner that could cut glass!!"
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