Trader Joe

A person who knows nothing about trading stocks but gets lucky once or twice and thinks that he knows everything about trading

Benny got lucky with GNUS and thinks that he knows all about stocks. Classic Trader Joe!!

by traderjoe07 September 15, 2020

joe zeed

The act of choking or gaging when talking, usually caused by shitting oneself.

Carl was right in the middle of his story when he joe zeed. The sad part was that the boss walked in right after. I'm still sore from laughing sooo hard.

by Smart gluestick January 5, 2018

joe costello

A pedo person. Can suprisingly get a lot of girls but is too creepy that they break up with him. Can sometimes be a good guy though.

Omg. Ur such a Joe Costello

by Carrierbaggg September 18, 2018

working joe

The synthetics from the horror game alien: isolation. They are called the working joe and become very hostile once they see you breaking any rules. They follow apollo which is an AI who makes decisions based on its owners which are seegson in the first part of the game but later gets bought by the weyland yutani corporation.

Seegson: you always know a working joe!

Amanda Ripley: whats going on with the working joe's?
Marshal Waits: I don't know.

by Theworkingjoe May 24, 2022

Joe Ray

Joe Ray is one of the boys. Unfortunately, you will often find him simping the chicks instead of hanging out with the boys. But when he is he is full-fledged spooning the boys. Overall pretty good bloke but wish he would stop simpin the dishwashers n come hang with the homies instead

Oh yo look who it is. It's my man Joe Ray let's see what he's doing. Oh wait nevermind he's simpin the chicks again.

by UrbanDictionaryOfficial.aus October 18, 2020

JOE is a prick

He is a prick. He loves a purple metal dildo in his bum. He has a 1 inch warrior

Joe is a prick

by Graceful xvsh November 17, 2018

Joe Premo

A simple peasant born amongst the heathens of Alminiria, during the Great Famine of 1226. He led the rebellion against the oppressive Pig Lords of the Alminiria. Upon seizing the throne for himself it was known across the land that Joe Premo was indeed the biggest, most badass, swinging dick of them all.

Man, that guy is just crushing it right now, what a Joe Premo.

by SimpleRick241c March 1, 2019