When someone (either acitively or passively) bends/breaks their own or another person's wood.(stick job).
by 6p3n-1sl@nd9 November 04, 2010
by Karate Allah October 27, 2004
A specialized blow job in which the girl (or guy, if you roll that way...) first sucks on a ring pop or other powerfully colorful sucker candy, and then proceeds to suck off their significant other, turning his penis the color of the ring pop. Especially popular during ring-pop fundraiser season in high school.
Dude 1: Man all these key club kids selling ring pops is getting annoying.
Dude 2: Nah man, its great. My girlfriend bought a bunch and gave me a pop job after a blue raspberry.
Dude 1: Thats the best flavor!
Dude 2: Yah, and my dick still looks like papa smurf's.
Dude 2: Nah man, its great. My girlfriend bought a bunch and gave me a pop job after a blue raspberry.
Dude 1: Thats the best flavor!
Dude 2: Yah, and my dick still looks like papa smurf's.
by buffxcrunner December 17, 2009
The move that defines love. One blows one's nose on a desperate male's penis, and gives him a blowjob.
by sickbastard69 September 08, 2010
there's Jan again getting Jan Jobs
so Jan i heard your girlfriend gave you a hand job?
Jan: "oh ya you mean Jan job"
so Jan i heard your girlfriend gave you a hand job?
Jan: "oh ya you mean Jan job"
by Self Titled July 20, 2011
when one is thrashing away like a mad monkey.... (furiously masturbating) and not being in a state of awareness to anything going on around you. Which can leave you open to been caught on the job by a family member, friend, lover, unsuspecting civilian etc..
awwww man i was thrashin well bad the other day when i was caught on the job by some random person walking by.
by howler monkey September 08, 2005
When your Man takes off his moist (from split coffee where he's been working hard in the office all day) tie and puts them on your hot sausage prior to accomodating the pepperoni.
"My boyfriend came in about one second when I gave him that tie job. But i tied it too tight and his bellend fell off"
by ihearttiejobs March 04, 2009