gas de jews

German for glass of juice

Hitler: Bring me a gas de jews.

by frabrizio December 23, 2017

Jew-Tang Clan

AKA the 12 apostles. They dropped sick verses, and were abunch of homies that went out to brunch every sunday.

Person 1: "Yo, you hear those verses the Jew-Tang Clan dropped in that mixtape a few hundred years back?"

Person 2: "Yeah bro, I heard Judas was a snitch though"

Person 1: "Yeah, he got what he deserved"

(Daps)........

by B` Nappy October 23, 2011

mexican jew

A jewish person usualy named jennifer marie jimenez, san pedro, fidel castro, jose esquerbo paquez, esquella(family guy)

peter "esquella, why do you always clean out the change I leave lieing around my house?"
esquella "no change here, no they gone, no, no."
Peter "you damn mexican jew!"

by steven hawkings March 14, 2013

Jew-bag

When a jew uses their nose to t-bag someone

Declan used his nose to Jew-bag your mom

by Fucking jesus August 7, 2012

Jew him down

The act of a buyer negotiating a lower price for goods or services from a seller.

The car dealer wanted me to pay sticker price for my new car, but I successfully Jewed him down to a lower price.

by Maxwell July 17, 2004

Kyle and his jew

Kyle is a ginger boy who's bitch is a Jewish girl

It is just Kyle and his jew against the world

Kyle's mum:
So why do you call your girlfriend 'your jew'?

Kyle:
Because she is my girlfriend but she doesn't like to get called my girlfriend, she prefers it when I call her 'my jew' as it makes her horny...10/10 you should fuck a jew

Kyle's mum:
So that is why everyone says 'Kyle and his jew?'

Kyle:
Yes

*Kyle then pats his jew on the head while she is sitting on the floor next to the chair Kyle is on*

Kyle's jew:
Thank you daddy, you make me forget about G-d

by Savagemylads July 25, 2019

Jew-vie Theatres

The Jewish- populated movie theatres every Christmas.

Jake: Merry Christmas, Jeff

Jeff: I'm Jewish

Jake: Oh shit! What are you going to do today then?

Jeff: Going to the Jew-vie Theatres and eating Chinese food... duh

by JHHHHHHHHHHHHHler December 24, 2009