A bloody bowel obstruction. Symptoms include light headedness, a full stomach, and no bowel movement for more than 7 days. Please go to the hospital immediately if you have these symptoms.
When she finally pooped, she was relieved of her Ruby Log Jam.
Every time I eat chipotle, I get a Ruby Log Jam.
Every time I eat chipotle, I get a Ruby Log Jam.
by #Nurseratchet October 31, 2021

“My guy, Don, he showed me some music he made at 3 in the morning. It was pretty shit, but I’m not gonna lie, it was kinda a minor jam”
by Doc Mister May 2, 2022

Guy: You ready to fuck me dry?
Slut: My place or yours?
Gina jam: His place! He's got a bunch of awesome DVDs we could watch together. I can bring the popcorn!
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Slut: My place or yours?
Gina jam: His place! He's got a bunch of awesome DVDs we could watch together. I can bring the popcorn!
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by Audrey, wait! June 7, 2011

"Jimin....You got no jams."
by Karenzmom November 5, 2019

by UrbanDude57 June 20, 2020

Synonymous with goofy goober.
by Zmanimal54 December 28, 2021

Derogatory term used to describe any person in a position of judicial authority, esp. members of law enforcement
Sarah: "Hey, what took you so long?"
Bill:"Sorry, the jams pulled me over for speeding on the way over."
Bill:"Sorry, the jams pulled me over for speeding on the way over."
by Yechno April 7, 2011
