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Ruby Log Jam

A bloody bowel obstruction. Symptoms include light headedness, a full stomach, and no bowel movement for more than 7 days. Please go to the hospital immediately if you have these symptoms.
When she finally pooped, she was relieved of her Ruby Log Jam.

Every time I eat chipotle, I get a Ruby Log Jam.
by #Nurseratchet October 31, 2021
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Minor Jam

A melody or music that is probably not a good song, but still kind of has some bops.
“My guy, Don, he showed me some music he made at 3 in the morning. It was pretty shit, but I’m not gonna lie, it was kinda a minor jam”
by Doc Mister May 2, 2022
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Gina jam

Anyone, or anything, preventing a girl from getting fucked.
Guy: You ready to fuck me dry?
Slut: My place or yours?
Gina jam: His place! He's got a bunch of awesome DVDs we could watch together. I can bring the popcorn!

-_____-
by Audrey, wait! June 7, 2011
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Jams

Something Park Jimin doesn't have.

-Kim Namjoon
by Karenzmom November 5, 2019
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Jams

Any friend named James who is acting like a fuck head. The frat boy name for James’.
Did you see James at the party? He was being a total Jams.
by UrbanDude57 June 20, 2020
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Jam-Banana

You kids sure are couple of jam-bananas!
by Zmanimal54 December 28, 2021
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jam

Derogatory term used to describe any person in a position of judicial authority, esp. members of law enforcement
Sarah: "Hey, what took you so long?"

Bill:"Sorry, the jams pulled me over for speeding on the way over."
by Yechno April 7, 2011
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