by JustANOTHERdudeIDK February 27, 2022
Get the Irish Squatsmug. When your aunt's eighth cousin's neighbor's son's friend's grandfather's nephew's distant relative's brother-in-law's uncle once went to Ireland.
"My aunt's eighth cousin's neighbor's son's friend's grandfather's nephew's distant relative's brother-in-law's uncle once went to Ireland, so technically I'm half-Irish." - Every American ever
by Nobody cares about you June 4, 2021
Get the Irishmug. Sweet sweet Guinness 🤤
by Dirty Marius June 1, 2024
Get the Irish Dieselmug. by The Real Irish Pineapple April 29, 2019
Get the Irish Pineapple Peoplemug. A spectacular and entirely preventable sexual catastrophe resulting from a group of middle-aged white guys attempting a sexual act they saw in a video, only to fail in a way that involves bodily fluids, property damage, and a trip to the emergency room. Their hubris blinds them to the obvious danger, leading to an explosion of ineptitude, leaving everyone—and everything—covered in the undeniable aftermath of their terrible judgment. It's the kind of sexual misadventure so profoundly stupid it makes you miss "The Good Old Days" when they just talked about it.
Ever since Vacant, Tobias, Dalix, tried to do 'The Human Centipede' at the bachelor party, the whole group has been a total Irish Handbasket. They ended up in a tangled mess and had to call 911 because someone got a beer bottle stuck somewhere it shouldn't have been.
by its_Dalix September 1, 2025
Get the Irish Handbasketmug. Irish feet is the term used to describe when you've reached the point of head-throbbing-wasted-awesomeness where you can't walk 3 feet without stumbling over everything that's in your path.
Guy 1: *points at drunk guy at party* "hey look at that guy over there, he's so sloppy"
Guy 2: "yeah that bottle of tequila gave him the Irish feet"
Guy 2: "yeah that bottle of tequila gave him the Irish feet"
by Aaron the ass eater August 30, 2016
Get the irish feetmug. by Panda/Goat January 19, 2019
Get the laughing in irishmug.