Internet Locust

A term defining a group of people from the United States Marine websites who have traveled from forum to forum and caused havoc, create tension and hate and discontent through their repeated rule breaking.

"....those damn internet locust have been here, did you see Mil.com? they trashed it."

Internet Locust by TBone1812 May 2, 2008

Internet hound 

A person who uses resources such as search engines and online databases to find wanted information or media for people, such as trivia, songs and videos.

"Hey, what was that song on the radio you liked again?"

"Dunno, i'll get an internet hound to find it again for me."

Internet hound by RJ-Pilot October 16, 2008

Internet Period 

When one's internet runs slow for a few days and becomes annoying

Guy 1: I downloaded this album and it took me a day

Guy 2: your internet has been shit for the past few days

Guy 1: Yeah its on its internet period I can't be bothered with it

Internet Period by really! August 18, 2009

internet borrow

Internet borrowing, is in short, downloading something from the Internet that would otherwise cost money. Such as a book, or movie.

Usually this has the intent of deleting the content after being used/read/watched. This is usually used to avoid using the words download, pirate, or torrent, in online discussions to avoid bot based data mining techniques.

Alternate use is borrowing the use of someones Internet connection, usually without permission.

Buy (or internet borrow) a copy of the book, is really good.

internet borrow by chasesan August 9, 2010

Internetivist 

A person who appears to be an activist on a social networking site such as facebook or twitter but that is the only place it happens. Kind of like a keyboard warrior, they are only an activist on the internet.

You get a lot of this around national disasters or for causes like cancer.

Used by people to make it seem like they care about something to impress others.

Someone's status update: insert any concept here 97% of people won't re-post this, the 3% who do are my friends.

Me: This guy is such a fucking internetivist.

Month's like, Change your picture to your favourite cartoon to support AIDS research in Africa.

Me: I'm sorry, how does this do anything at all?

Internetivist by Skourge May 3, 2011

internet stoned 

When you've used the Internet so long, you're beginning to appear to be stoned. Similar to internet coma, except not nearly as serious and you don't need permanent termination of Internet usage, just a quick nap and you'll be fine for the next slug. Notice symptoms:

-Slack-jaw-ness.
-Inability to concentrate.
-Ruined memory.
-Insanity (oh wait we all have that).

Random d00d #1: Did you hear about Derek the other night? Man, was he Internet Stoned!
Random d00d #2: Wha happen?
Random d00d #1: Oh wait you're Derek #&*($&$*(#$&(FUCK

Jenny: Dude, you're totally Internet stoned.
Derek: Huhr?
Jenny: It's like an internet coma except you're only a quarter dead, not all dead.
Derek: Thash nice. Remind me to go to Jenny's house when I wake up. crashes
Jenny: *looks at watch* Great. That's the last blind date I'll ever have.

internet stoned by Thatguywith2020vision June 23, 2011

internet depression 

When you feel depressed over something that happens on the Internet, such as all your friends being banned from your favorite forum because you happened to share the same e-mail account or when you and your RP accounts get banned from Skype.

A: Did you hear about Kyle? Boy, did he suffer from internet depression.
B: What happened?
A: He got banned from Skype for RPing. Apparently, because he was RPing, people thought he was schizo since they actually thought he believed he was his own fictional characters.
B: Sweet baby Jesus. That's the worst thing that could happen to somebody.
A: I know, right?

internet depression by Thatguywith2020vision June 28, 2011