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ho-lights

Highlights (or lowlights) that turn out looking like cheap, 'ho'-like stripes.
I used this at-home highlighting kit because I wanted blonde highlights, but I just gave myself ho-lights instead.
by Jackie Lynn September 27, 2008
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Crush-hoed

When you get a crush after a short time of being with someone. And it makes you feel as if you are a hoe.

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It's not very pleasant your heart is broken but you get feelings for someone like they are putting it back together to fast.....
I felt like a crush-hoe because I just broke up with Micheal and now for some weird reason Brandon makes me feel better....

I crush-hoed and now I feel like I'm moving to fast... :(
by WeridGirl101 July 21, 2016
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Déjà ho

When you spot a previous one night stand whilst going about your usual business. A reminder of what a harlot you have been.
"Oh my god, I just experienced 'déjà ho' when I was shopping for bread and milk in the supermarket."
by mr_a_l_y September 19, 2015
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Ho Mole

ho mole | (hō mōlē) | noun | slang

A blind prostitute, whore, skank, sleaze, or slut.
by KadV October 18, 2008
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Ho-to-mexual

a closet homosexual who likes to frequent Mexican restaurants and bars looking for a drunk mans burrito for his man-taco.
David came to work and said he turned "Ho-to-mexual"over the weekend. David and Dusty are happy to be "Ho-to-mexuals". Will said he was clearly going to join the Ho-to-mexual club for lunch.
by Slayerman614 August 9, 2012
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hallway ho

That girl dressed in extremely revealing clothing, usually stoned, who stands next to the water fountain whose willing to give a handjob for 20$.
Bob: Dude, I got a handjob from that hallway ho near room 34.
Ralph:Ha, I hit that bitch up yesterday.
by lolcatimus fowl January 27, 2010
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Ho-Fessional

A term used by the most upscale hookers of America.

To be a very good Ho, Call-Girl, or Escort.

The term used by "Kristen" AKA Ashley Alexandra Dupre, a Call Girl from New Yorks Emperors Club, to describe herself and her behavior in a recent interview.
Mack: Hey Mercedes, aren't you a little worried about your job as an escort?

Mercedes: No. Not really. I know what I'm doing. I'm a Ho-Fessional.
by Eddie Dom March 23, 2008
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