Mom: Tells dad to check on you
Dad: Walks in mid fap
Me: Please dad don't tell mom
Dad: Winks and tells mom everything's fine
Also Me: Carefully, he's a hero...
Dad: Walks in mid fap
Me: Please dad don't tell mom
Dad: Winks and tells mom everything's fine
Also Me: Carefully, he's a hero...
by Definer Andy August 31, 2019
Get the Carefully, he's a hero...mug. Nah he tweakin is a phrase that has been around for awhile but has just been grossly popularized on Instagram on 8/25/2021 at around 5:30pm (cst). It is not yet certain why it has became so popular but it is likely from the post of a meme page. It is being spammed on any and every recent post on Instagram.
by Internetwizard August 25, 2021
Get the Nah he tweakinmug. by Evangelinebomdia April 30, 2024
Get the He got The zoomiesmug. by poipeoplepersone January 13, 2022
Get the isnt he beautiful?mug. An adult male who acts like a prissy 13year old girl when she doesn't get her way in a relationship. As bizarre and silly as these buffoonish spectacles can be, it loses it's entertainment value once it becomes abusive (which is quite common). Symptoms of selective testicle ascending syndrome include but are not limited to: spiteful gossiping about his SO to their friends, effeminate gesturing and sensitivities in private, is in competition with most other males (how she tries to prove her manhood), proves every month for about a week that men do get periods. giving the silent treatment, throwing loud, tearful tantrums in public, hitting herself during those tantrums, putting extra effort into losing weight and improving aesthetics while SO is pregnant, getting having more better quality beauty products, bags and shoes than you, is competitive and tries to make you feel inferior at doing everything. remarks and questions intended to make you doubt or feel bad about yourself, both on a superficial and spiritual level, behaviors normally associated with negative female stereotypes
GF: Do you have to gawk and hit on every woman that walks by? It's so hurtful.
Her/him: Well, lose some weight, or do ____ and maybe you'll get my attention too.
Woman passerby: Eww, what a gross little he-bitch.
Her/him: Well, lose some weight, or do ____ and maybe you'll get my attention too.
Woman passerby: Eww, what a gross little he-bitch.
by TalkingAlleyMeowth June 14, 2019
Get the He-bitchmug. by cyclone24 September 3, 2022
Get the he/they/shemug. by Wichapoocha gang May 20, 2020
Get the he manly manmug.