by headshotcraft April 19, 2023
Get the German Slip mug.German cockroaches are a species of cockroach that like to live in warm, humid places close to food and moisture sources. They are frequently found in residential and commercial kitchen environments, and bathrooms, so these are the two most likely places for an infestation to occur. It is found worldwide. It is a common pest of households and storage facilities in much of the world.
by Brendan Schroeder April 29, 2023
Get the German Cockroach mug.Gerald is the definition of a fish dick. Gerald doesn’t wash his foreskin and has 5 day old gooey smegma sitting under it. Gerald’s sardine penis stench fills up the car and leaves you gasping for fresh air and contemplating whether to smash through the windows. His breath is the worst and leaves a stench in any room he walks in for atleast 6 days. Gerald wears the same gym clothes three days in a row with ingrained smegma all over his boxers. Gerald is truly the dirtiest boy on the planet.
by Mary poppina May 4, 2023
Get the Gerald mug.An inferior way of speaking compared to "ooga booga? Ahh agaa doogoo". It originates from Germany and has way to many grammar rules.
by Bridgeon May 17, 2023
Get the German mug.An expression used to respond to people who don't talk about the 1940s (something happened between 1939 and 1945 that i don't wanna talk about, so I'll German pressure myself. Hey me, do you have german pressure? Cuz you don't talk about 1940s.)
by Qi_87 May 17, 2023
Get the German pressure mug.Obviously beer or bier. This is not an insult to the fine Germanic peoples everywhere nor the beverage they perfected.
Wolfgang:"I'm so thirlsty I could drink
American water."
Hans: "Nein! Drink our German water.
It has healing properties for all!"
American water."
Hans: "Nein! Drink our German water.
It has healing properties for all!"
by von groovy July 17, 2024
Get the German water mug.The term "German Death Grip" could be defined as follows:
German Death Grip: A colloquial term referring to the intense and tight sensation experienced when a German woman's vaginal muscles grip a man's penis with such force that it feels overwhelmingly tight, almost as if it's a grip of death.
German Death Grip: A colloquial term referring to the intense and tight sensation experienced when a German woman's vaginal muscles grip a man's penis with such force that it feels overwhelmingly tight, almost as if it's a grip of death.
Man 1: "My wife gave me the German Death Grip, her pussy wouldn't let go!"
Man 2: "Jesus Christ, man. Your dick must be sore!"
German Death Grip: A colloquial term referring to the intense and tight sensation experienced when a German woman's vaginal muscles grip a man's penis with such force that it feels overwhelmingly tight, almost as if it's a grip of death.
Man 2: "Jesus Christ, man. Your dick must be sore!"
German Death Grip: A colloquial term referring to the intense and tight sensation experienced when a German woman's vaginal muscles grip a man's penis with such force that it feels overwhelmingly tight, almost as if it's a grip of death.
by vetchinarusskiy July 28, 2024
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