Google Earf

Welcome to earf, Google earf is a major spelling mistake and if you make this spelling mistake, You are certified dumb.

Person 1: Hey man! Wanna go on a ride?
Person 2: Yeah sure! What app are you gonna find the gas station on?
Person 1: Google Earf.
Person 2: Wha-
Person 1: Google Earf.
Person 2: Ok.
Person 1: GOOGLE EAR-
Person 2: OK OK I GET I-

by a man that is in ud August 20, 2022

google doogan

a person who is book smart and claims to know everything but really don't know squat

my friend was a being a google doogan when he tried to take over the conversation

by Monty Grail April 19, 2018

why am i googling this

your not alone... i google random shit every day.

Why am i googling this?

by anonymous May 6, 2021

Google

Also a speech impediment for ;" Good to go!"

Quote the girl with a speech impediment said are you good to go but she pronounced it "R-U Google"

by Skray Darthra Soulmeka October 25, 2019

Google

A monopolist company that probably will not even let you see this post. Strongly tempting to take over the world and control what you should think based off of what they believe is appropriate.

Google is the Satan of the internet.
Google has communist values.
Google sucks

by Craziegirl June 17, 2020

Google trail

The series of websites that Google takes you to as you research a topic in Google

As I was researching my late father-in-law’s service in WWII on Google, I got sucked down a long Google trail

by Philly Hockey Player April 19, 2021

Google plus

What was a failed attempt from Google to make a Facebook copy ended up creating the most hidden cult composed of idiots, but as of now is dead.
F

Dude remember Google plus?

by Crixz December 29, 2019