Dutch crock-pot

While your partner is eating your asshole, proceed to plug their nose and release flatulence, resulting in the popping of their ears. It's a real mind blowing experience.

Dude, I got my girlfriend to toss my salad and decided it was time to give her a dutch crock-pot. It totally blew her mind.

by LoganhJaredm September 22, 2010

Dutch frying pan

To defecate directly on someone's face underneath the covers.

We had a long talk after I gave my sleeping girlfriend a surprise Dutch frying pan.

by Marksimus January 6, 2007

little dutch boy

When used in a brittish accent, it means an annoying
homosexual. "little dutch boy" by itself without a british accent means a child that happens to be dutch. However, by adding a british accent you change the meaning to an annoying homosexual

Someone should slug that little dutch boy by the day, hes being
a pest!!!!!

by Steve at SES August 11, 2007

dutch apple treat

When you bend a girl into the pile-driver position and put one ball in her ass and the other in her vagina. Then pop them both out.

I could finish the dutch apple treat because one of my balls got stuck.

by Chris Steezy September 22, 2007

Dutch Hat

When European girls pile on a guy - usually American, but Canadian, Australia etc

"Time for a quick reverse Dutch hat then catching the train from Noddington junction to Bedfordshire. " source: Craig F tweet.

by bruxisme July 20, 2012

dutch blow job

When a woman rides dick while wearing a kilt and playing bagpipes.

This bitch gave me a Dutch blow job so hard that my bag pipes exploded!

by Taco Bell69 June 13, 2014

Dutch Double Door

Two guys, one girl, one hole. Get the picture?

Last night John and I got some Dutch Double Door action going with Sally!

by XanrosSinsinger February 6, 2014