Floppy Drived

When you are going to nut after spanking it to porn, and cum in the floppy drive of your dad’s old work computer.

We don’t use that computer anymore, not after Jacob floppy drived it.

Mom… I think Grandpa floppy drived the computer again.

by tedmosbysexarchitect December 27, 2021

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drive by hookup

When (person 1) drives by their potential hookup(person 2)'s house. Then they call (person 2) to come out to the car. The two then hookup in the car, and thats that....until next time.

ex. 1:
"I had the gayest drive by hookup last night. Jonathan had a broken arm so it was impossible to get anything done....after an hour of kissing and banging my leg on the steering wheel I made a curfew excuse."

by Slooooot April 5, 2008

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Driving Female

Driving under the influence of high estrogen, perfume, anorexia, and nagging.

Luke: Woah! I almost hit that broad! Where the fuck is she going?!
John: No wonder she’s swerving, she’s Driving Female.
Luke: Thank god Im Driving Drunk then!

by T.H.E. J July 24, 2025

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valley drive by

Having open sex in your car while driving through town.

Did you see those two running a Valley Drive By at noon on Main Street?

Sure did. Looks like he was fixin to make a Dutch Bunny by second gear

by The Dutch Voodoo February 23, 2021

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Christ Drive

A Christ Drive occurs when while driving on a summer's evening in say, Brighton, a passenger shouts 'Christ', while passing any number of extremely attractive girls walking by. Thus it's a Christ Drive.

Three Guys are cruising a busy seaside town on a hot Saturday night.

Dave ' Christ, look at that' (while the car is passing by a very attractive girl who is walking by).

Jon 'Where?'

Col (driver) 'By that bus stop back there on your left'.

Jon 'Christ she's a bang'.

*several similar passes later*

Col 'Another successful Christ Drive guys'.

by Crazy49 March 26, 2019

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