I Can’t Drive 55

One foot on the brake and one on the gas, hey!
Well, there's too much traffic, I can't pass, no!
So I tried my best illegal move
Well, baby, black and white come and touched my groove again!

Gonna write me up a 125
Post my face wanted dead or alive
Take my license, all that jive
I can't drive 55! Oh No!

Uh!
So I signed my name on number 24, hey!
Yeah the judge said, "Boy, just one more...
We're gonna throw your ass in the city joint"

Looked me in the eye, said, "You get my point?"
I said Yea!, Oh yea!
Write me up a 125
Post my face wanted dead or alive

Take my license, all that jive
I can't drive 55!
Oh, yea!

I can't drive 55!
I can't drive 55!
I can't drive 55!
I can't drive 55!
Uh!

When I drive that slow, you know it's hard to steer.
And I can't get get my care out of second gear.
What used to take two hours now takes all day. Huh!
It took me 16 hours to get to L.A.

Gonna write me up a 125
Post my face wanted dead or alive
Take my license, all that jive
I Can’t Drive 55!
No, no no,

I can't drive...
(I can't drive 55!)
I can't drive...
(I can't drive 55!)
I can't drive 55!

by Death Menace July 3, 2023

Dream Driving

To drive while sleeping, nodding dozing or taking a nap.

KayKay I was Dream Driving and I ended up smashing into a living room...

by Andrrewrp88 April 22, 2021

Driving age

The age you can Drive

I can't Wait for me being at the Driving age

by 459395 March 6, 2022

Driving the porcelain truck

When one grips the toilet bowl like a steering wheel as you expel vomit, generally with lots of yet to be metabolized alcohol.

7 vodka shooters and 7 beers back, got so sick I was driving the porcelain truck.

by frishy August 30, 2022

Self-Driving

Not possible without A.I. but you can't figure out how to actually put it in things yet because retarded.

Hym "I could probably get that to work, by the way. Self-Driving? I've been working on a way to circumvent the energy issues (which the reason you can't put A.I. into things yet according to Sabine Hossenfelder). I could probably get it into stuff."

by Hym Iam May 15, 2024

friendship drive

A drive powered by pure friendship in order to travel between systems and planets

Originates from the game Elite:Dangerous and the ship’s voice when you engage your FSD(Frame Shift Drive)

Friendship drive charging. Scanning ship for signs of friendliness.

by SuperUnicums May 3, 2021

5 min drive-by

Dumb way to say "booty call" or "hit it then quit it"

"Hey girl, all I want to do is give you a quick 5 min drive-by"
"WTF? No"

by Ginjabrd October 3, 2022