douche snorkel 

1. I snorkel used to navigate your way through copious amounts of douche.

2. A fucking, cock sucker.

1. Guy 1: "THERE'S SO MUCH DOUCHE!!!"

Guy 2: "Good thing I brought my Douche Snorkel."

2. Guy 1: " I heard Jimmy fucked your mom."

Guy 2: "Yeah, he's a total douche snorkel."

douche snorkel by Legit Ballin June 3, 2010

Douche Spicket 

To continuing to talk, usually to the media, about nothing in order to gain attention for your group or cause no matter how fucking stupid or batshit crazy thier mission in life is.

That Douche Spicket that wants to burn Qurans is on the news again.

Douche Spicket by UpLate38 September 10, 2010

Douche Cannon

1-A person who has ascertained a position of such high douchebaggery that he takes douchbaginess to a new level to totally blow you away with the inability to respond or act for some time.

"After reaming me for several hours on monday about my TPS reports and making me work late every day of the week, my Douche Cannon of a boss made me work on saturday as well!
I think I'll just not come to work anymore."

Douche Cannon by Caseofthemondays December 22, 2010

Douche Bag 

The guy you'll find in a public who's everything but subtle about his presence and appearance; oftentimes (yet strangely) is accompanied by hot women. However, as much as he'd like to think the world revolves around him, the reality is that most see him as a complete fool.

Dude, I thought you said this new club was going to be douche bag-free? There's a big group of 'em standing by the dance floor sippin' on martinis. Gosh chuckles, they never cease to amuse me.

Douche Bag by B2daG December 23, 2010

douche bag 

Korey Leroux

Korey Leroux is a douche bag.

douche bag by Teh0wnage October 31, 2011

douche bag 

Senator Steven Fielding (of the Australian Senate)

Fielding is such a douche bag!

douche bag by AndrewLeCl July 1, 2011

Douche Wag 

Someone who is a douche bag but has swag

Damn boys got douche wag

Douche Wag by Elmo Swag July 3, 2011