a hyperactive douchebag who makes perverted jokes and is basically a useless human being. people will write in the bathroom about this person.
"Dude, my mom is pissed at me for sneaking out."
(kid walks up)
"I was in your mom's poon last night."
"You are the biggest douche-queen I've ever met, b"
(kid walks up)
"I was in your mom's poon last night."
"You are the biggest douche-queen I've ever met, b"
by Bob Gorton December 21, 2006
Get the douche-queen mug.My ex is such a douch bag. I never know which of his multiple girlfriends he'll bring to our daughter's soccer games or concerts. He's often known to bring two at a time. Even once he brought his current wife AND two girlfriends. Douch bag.
by The ex-wife/baby mama June 14, 2010
Get the Douch Bag mug.go to wal-greens and get me a douche-bottle... your dad cringed last night while he was rug-munching me
by 'O' June 9, 2005
Get the douche-bottle mug.-The term used for a standard edition Ford Mustang. (manual windows, casset player, small V6 engine)
-This low priced version is usually driven by guys who flaunt the car as a hotrod to chicks and dudes to recieve attention.
-Durives from the facts that a Douche usually drives this type of Mustang without any knowledge of car specs. And because of it's limited horsepower, is called a Canoe
-This low priced version is usually driven by guys who flaunt the car as a hotrod to chicks and dudes to recieve attention.
-Durives from the facts that a Douche usually drives this type of Mustang without any knowledge of car specs. And because of it's limited horsepower, is called a Canoe
Douche: "Hey guys, check out my Saweeeet ride! It has an air cleaner!" (revs engine)
Guy:(to himself) "I can't believe this retard is bragging about his Douche Canoe again."
Guy:(to himself) "I can't believe this retard is bragging about his Douche Canoe again."
by IceKold88 December 11, 2009
Get the Douche Canoe mug.Someone who is an all around jerk. A hightened version of calling someone a douchebag. A derogitory term for someone who did something bad or mean.
Jeez, Tom just ditched us to go to the movies... he's such a douche canoe...
Dont be such a Douche canoe
Dont be such a Douche canoe
by Boosh.Jgc April 30, 2010
Get the Douche Canoe mug.A preppy faggot that grew up in the rich side of town. They usually have long blonde fag-boy hair and they talk on their cell phones really loud and carry around skate boards that they dont know how to use.
by caboomed February 15, 2009
Get the douche bag mug.(n.) 1. "The Man" or "Whitey"; 2. a person with little or no perspective on the important things in life; 3. one who prioritizes an expensive car and/or flashy clothes and the other trappings of success over and above his/her individuality, happiness, ethics, family, friends, pets, and basic human decency; 4. one who attempts with all their being to be something they are not in exchange for what they perceive to be personal gain, i.e. a sell out; 5. A partner (or one who aspires to be a partner) of a large international law firm or a corporate equivalent.
Don't get me started on Tim. That freakin guy, always dating girls just out of high school, driving a BMW (on lease!) wearing an Armani suit and still living in a rented apartment with two roommates, what a douche bag.
Look at that guy, 58 years old, spray on hair, already on wife and family number 3, out dancing like it was still 1977 and he's at Studio 54. He is such a flaming douche bag.
Drew Rosenhaus is a world class Douche Bag.
Blayne loves to schmooze with Bruce and the other partners, what a douche bag.
Look at that guy, 58 years old, spray on hair, already on wife and family number 3, out dancing like it was still 1977 and he's at Studio 54. He is such a flaming douche bag.
Drew Rosenhaus is a world class Douche Bag.
Blayne loves to schmooze with Bruce and the other partners, what a douche bag.
by D.B. Police November 3, 2006
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