dong

its shit

like it is actully shit

hey dude i just had a dong

by saaaaap dod April 19, 2018

Ding Dong

Just Lontrel

being a ding dong is acting slow or acting like lontrel

by bgdhsn June 6, 2022

Ding dong schlong

Another word for a penis

Crap my ding dong schlong took 20 erotic damage

by Fadgy December 9, 2020

dong stone

The 8th infinity stone located in Earth.
This stone has most dangerous power in universe called DING-DONG

I DONT KNOW WHERE U R, BUT I WILL FIND U AND OWN U DONG STONE ...

by PhesojtheMuslim July 23, 2018

Dong

Something you call your friend when there are being mean or annoying

Person 1: HAHA You Suck

Person 2: Ugh Your Such A Dong

by Eonic Mystic April 5, 2021

Dong d’oeuvre

Dong d’oeuvre (n.) /dɔ̃ dœvʁ/ — A handheld, body-based food presentation in which an edible item (usually creamy and/or spreadable) is served directly from the cock of a consenting human, intended to be consumed by another party with direct contact.

— You bringing appetizers?
— Yeah, just one. A dong d’oeuvre.

by poplar_method August 1, 2025

Donging

Donging can defined as having to put your own dick in one ear, through your frontal lobe and then out the other ear, leaving your personality and behaviour virtually unrecognizable.

Donging. Bob didn’t even dong himself that hard, yet, the equilibrium of his brain had been forever changed.

by Michael 26738 October 16, 2020