Hims disease

Suffering from being him. He does not miss on and off the court
Zack just doesn’t miss, I think he’s suffering from Hims disease
by Himmyturner February 15, 2023
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sof disease

the sof disease is a contagious disease where you catch feelings for someone online.
random discord user: i just caught feelings for this guy online

random discord user 2: oh you've got the sof disease
by your_ghost May 30, 2022
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venefake disease

A derisive reference to a phony claim of having an STD that a girl voices in order to either avoid having sex or vengefully cause some innocent clean-living dude to be shunned by the other ordinarily-willing chicks in town.
Tiffany claims that she contracted an STD from Brandon, but I know that he is super-healthy and always keeps himself very clean "down there", so I strongly suspect that she's only got a venefake disease.
by QuacksO June 17, 2018
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KasperogMax disease

When you get in touch with someone having KasperogMax disease, you will instantly lose 50 in IQ. Stay out of range of any with the disease, because it spreads extremely fast. Any with the name Max og Kasper has the disease, so don't be with those.
My dad named Kasper just got the KasperogMax disease. now i have to feed the food to him.
by Bo Henning Larsen April 01, 2022
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Fry Tucker Disease

After consumption of a meal, a period of sweating arises, after that a period of cold chills arises. Dr. internet says your fine.
"After eating that Jets Pizza, my Fry Tucker Disease flared up."
by Ky_guy January 12, 2024
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Childstein's Disease

A condition which effects nearly all humans, the suffering will have ownership of 1 or more miniature humans which drain resources and waste the time and energy of the otherwise capable. The diesease can last anywhere from 18 years and longer.
Did you see Jack's wife she is swelled up with Childstein's Disease, she should have gone to the doctor and gotten that tumor removed.
by Dr. Seymour Childstein November 20, 2012
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Cleese Disease

When a comedian becomes increasingly shit and unfunny the older they get.

Also known as Atkinsons Affliction.
I see the cleese disease is taking its toll, it's horrible to see the condition worsening to rapidly.
by Pipsta_2001 November 29, 2022
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