Dan Pitman

Penis loving mother fucker

That guy is like a Dan Pitman, he’s a pernis loving mother fucker

by Long Dong McSlong October 18, 2019

Dan

The sweetest thing in the world. 6’3 midget gem. My bestest friend & more. Life without him would be shit. I love him a little (a little too much). He’s the real rae of sunshine

Dan Dan is my man man

by Raeeeeeofsunshine December 23, 2021

Dan Dan

A person who is related to Danny Devito and i love them

Nick: Omg you’re such a Dan Dan

by illvsoni November 25, 2021

dan

never lies

dan never lies

by bibbullock70 July 10, 2020

Dan McCann

An Irish song about some lad's uncle, Dan McCann, moving to the states to never be found.

He's also one tough bastard

"C'mon Dan McCann, Fight me like a man!"

by The Real Auxide November 10, 2021

Dan

A Dan is somebody who loves his family and his friends, willing to give people the benefit of the doubt and put people before himself. Appreciative of everything put in front of them and never wants to put anyone down, unless jokingly. Is a little hard to get talking, but once going, they will become a good friend. Though, they are insecure about themselves, and thus try to keep a low profile, not trying to cause a commotion or cause problems. Stumble over their words and overthinks most things. Is aware of these shortcomings, but because of that, gets angry with themselves for doing such, and can sometimes cause an aggressive exterior. Due to this, they try to change, but get overwhelmed at attempting to figure out how to change themselves, which means sometimes he is dull and seems hopeless. Will always stick by your side though, and will love you through and through.

Please know if that you are with this type of Dan, that you love him, because he will love you back as much as you do him.

Person 1: You are dating Dan? Isn't he kinda awkward to be around?
Person 2: Yes, but once you get to know him, you will see something different in him.

by wediditbecausewerebestfriends October 18, 2023

dirt dan

When the female is giving a blowjob, and the male sticks his fingers up his ass and shoves the feces into her nose

I just gave my girl a dirt dan, she called the police, and I'm in jail now.

by DIRT DAN USER September 7, 2016