Hose the cunt

A versatile expression, "hose the cunt" is used in three different ways:

1. As an expression of contempt for a third party not present;
2. As a general rallying cry;
3. As a euphemism for cunnilingus.

Etymology:

Based on a method used by Victorian-era doctors of masturbating "hysterical" women called the water cure, a.k.a. the pelvic douche.

To quote Vice magazine:
"Instead of revving up the vibrators, doctors began aiming fire hoses at fire crotches. Pelvic douches, which aimed a jet of water at the inner thighs, were installed in mineral baths all over Europe and America in the mid-1800's. Women loved them and flocked to the spa towns where such a cure was provided. R.J. Lane, who wrote about his experiences at a spa in England, said men were somewhat fearful of the pelvic douche, but women were "frequently known, on coming out of the douche, to declare that they feel as much elation and buoyancy of spirits, as if they had been drinking champagne."" (Source: "Doctors Created Vibrators After Growing Tired of Masturbating Hysterical Women" by Bethy Squires in Vice)
1. "Don't let your boss' overbearing nature get you down. Hose the cunt!"
2. "Get in, loser; we're gonna hose the cunt!"
3. "I've hosed a few cunts in my day."
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undercover cunt

That undercover cunt was my best friend but stole my boyfriend.
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cunt plague

An affliction of a female's sexual organs, usually involving disease of the most foul kind and resulting in an unsightly mess between the woman's flaps. Can also be used to express horror at the dirtiness of a female who has recently been engaged with in sexual activities. Something that smells like a vagina but not a healthy one.
'Don't do it man, it looks like she's got cunt plague'
'I can't believe my daughter has cunt plague. I smelled it in the toilet'
'Oh Jesus, you stink of cunt plague'
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news cunt

female reporter/news caster, who is:
1) overly proud of job
2) a dumbass
3) can't tell a story for shit
They had some highlights from the Giants' Super Bowl win, but the stupid news cunt ruined it for me.
by giants fan andrew February 06, 2008
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Aussie Cunt

An absolute mad lad who will do anything for a VB
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incompetent cunt

Someone who is a dick but is also stupid.
" Your a incompetent cunt!"
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cunt stamp

Is where one forcefully stamps down onto a womens vagina
Mike : how was last night ?
Chad : great man, I cunt stamped her!
by TheSaviourUD April 09, 2017
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