crotch cookie

one who has a sweet tasting crotch, much like a cookie. the complete opposite of "anal speghetti."

While eating dinner Mandy* looks to Lanna* and says you are a crotch cookie. Lanna replys "Thats just fine. Your anal speghetti, my pussy is sweet; your ass is spicey."

*names have been changed.

by Alanna Perry February 10, 2009

Resting crotch face

The resting face of a miserable (usually) old lady who you can tell is a cantankerous, crotchety bitch in a pissy ass mood.

“Yo, I’d watch out for Irene today. She’s got resting crotch face.”

by For Fawkes Sake April 27, 2025

crotch broke

The leaking of emotional unrest, the feelings displayed by management to a superior subordinate, an extreme release of emotion through vocal and physical action

"Hey why are you eating so much peanut butter?", "The peanut butter and jelly police are all crotch broke about my sandwich again"

"You can't put peanut butter and jelly in the deep fryer!", "Dude's all crotch broke I'm a better cook"

by McGraze August 8, 2020

Sparky crotch

When you rub a balloon up against your pubes to maky a static electric field.

My mom has a sparky crotch

by Chicken nudley sup April 16, 2020

Crotch Rocket

When a male inserts his penis into a females asshole and screams "Crotch Rocket " and masturbates on the females back.

Rick ass fucked Misty screamed crotch rocket and masturbated on Misty's back.

by HyperionYT July 13, 2015

barbie crotch

When a woman's shaven pussy is built in such a way that looking at her straight-on from the front and standing, you don't see any hint of lips, slit, or clit at all, making it look like she just has no genitals, just a completely blank crotch, like a living Barbie doll. Common on curvier/chubbier women.

I'm surprised that Barbie crotch is not a more popular porn fetish.

by q359 July 24, 2023

crotch stench

That horrible odor that comes from your genital area when you're not practicing proper hygiene.

"Damn boi, you got that major crotch stench!"

by Kankuro7s August 1, 2017