Chode Pop

When you smack a girl in the face with your small dick and it makes a pop noise.

I hit a chode pop on this girl last night. She was NOT expecting it

by Chodeler February 25, 2025

Retunkey Chode

When someone is undeniably very retarded and also happens to be a monkey with a chode.

“Orlando is a retunkey chode.”

by Retunk munk August 22, 2025

Chode

Caysie Donnelly

Chode thinks she can use my word against us, it doesn’t work like that.

by PDoobie June 27, 2021

chode

a long thick penis

My boyfriend has a chode.

by IronMan192 May 13, 2022

Sigma Chode

Only sigmas have chodes so if you have a chode its not JUST a chode its a sigma chode

Sentence: I have a sigma chide , He has a sigma chode

Conversation
Kyle: Bro you have a sigma chode
Me: I know bro isn't it super cool!

by Nikc.sc June 13, 2024

Chode-Blaster

Chode-Blaster (n.) – A person so spectacularly terrible at literally everything, from games to basic life skills, that their very presence ruins the vibe for everyone around them.

Synonyms: Loser, Fagatron, Retard, chud.

Chode-Blasting (a.) - to blast some chodes.

Fred: Alex was being such a fagatron at the party last night?

Jessica: Yeah he was being a massive chode-blaster.

by AlexanderChuddington October 15, 2025

dick chode

In some males, as the weight of their testicles pull down on their ballsack, a fold or wrinkle of skin is created on the sides of the penis shaft. This wrinkle/fold may also extend above the penis shaft as well. *Not to be confused with fat pad or FUPA (fat above pubic area.) An example of a male dick chode can be seen on Max Riemelt with his full frontal scene in the Netflix series Sense8.

I absolutely love Max Riemelt’s dick chode!

by The Wicked Witch of Words August 17, 2019