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Chinese Crab

A sexual act in which one person does a hand stand to another person's chest. Then the other person pinches their nipples while getting their ass eaten.
A stranger taught me how to Chinese Crab behind a gas station
by WOD2005 July 27, 2025
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Chinese Finger Trap

When two uncircumcised males put their penis tips together rolling each other's foreskin back and forth to the point of ejaculation.
Timmy and jimmy decided to do the Chinese Finger Trap because they were not sons of Abraham
by Stinbot May 11, 2025
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Chinese

An extremely toxic culture based on Confucianism where kids belong to their mother and the mother belongs to the father, and they're treated like slaves according to hierarchy. Also, they have a toxic 996 culture.

Also, they also tend to care only about "face" (public image and repute), lookism, among other things while glancing the other direction when a genocide against the Uyghurs is going on. It has nothing to do with their government; they're just complete assholes.

In public, they might appear nice because of their obsession with public image, but they're extremely malevolent in private, secretly wishing death upon their own family members and loved ones and basically anyone else that they feel envious of or jealousy towards.

They're terrible people and a terrible culture.
The Chinese are assholes who only care about face and are slaves to a 3,000 year old nutcase philosopher.
by Random Person 50001 November 2, 2023
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Chinese Roulette

Buying heroin, fentanyl or dilaudid off the street, which could either be good pharmaceutical grade or could be some of the killer crap China's sending over by the containerload.
Carson died? How? - Played Chinese roulette at the grad party, man. Never woke up.
Ima play me some Chinese roulette, my back hurting so bad.
by PracticalPainiac June 16, 2018
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chinese rapist

uses a cats foot and shoves it up your arse
guy 1: UR GONNA LIKE THIS FOOT UP UR ARSE!!
guy 2: YOU CHINESE RAPIST UAGHHHHH
by daddy papi oooh yaya March 4, 2021
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Chinese sounding trap

The same premise as a Chinese finger trap, except you use a sounding rod in 2 penises to secure them
Nicholas and Critter took their relationship to the next level and got their dongs caught in a Chinese sounding trap
by lebreezer May 24, 2023
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Chinese Finger Trap

Where two men insert the same rod into their respective penises. When the rod is fully inserted and the two men start docking, creating the Chinese Finger Trap.
"I did a Chinese Finger Trap last night."
"Sick, how was it?"
"Bloody!"
by Peryite May 4, 2021
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