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Call center-baby

A boyfriend or girlfriend with exceptional active listening skills , oozing empathy and encouraging people to speak up their minds.

A former call center agent.

Anyone who has survived a call center job.
Will fill in the "ideal partner" role quite comfortably.
- how come you are so talkative and know all the right words to say?
-do you like it?

-totally
-call center-baby! It's inhumane. Makes you see the black holes in people. So i get you...
by Eskarina Esk April 21, 2019
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But you're the one calling

"But you're the one calling" Is a translation from a polish version of "who asked" or just straight up telling someone that they're bragging about an irrelevant topic or just another way of saying "who asked?"
Your girlfriend slept with 3 guys before you!

Unless she does when I'm in a relationship ship with her I don't mind.

I was one of them.

But you're the one calling.
by Fearanka July 1, 2022
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call centre conga

What happens when you have a problem with a product or service you purchased that requires multiple separate departments in a company (in some cases, whole separate companies and subcontractors) to work together to solve, but the company structure is such that no department ever actually talks directly to any other department about anything (or even has any means of doing so), and no department is ever allowed to do something on behalf of another.

You'll be bounced endlessly back and forth between a string of ostensibly cheerful, helpful people, with long hold times between each and every one, getting a different person whenever you're sent back to a department you already spoke to, and every single time you have to explain the entire problem all over again from scratch, plus everything that every previous department has told you up to that point. Never actually solves any problem; this hellish sequence invariably ends when someone hangs up on you by accident when they actually meant to transfer you yet again, whereupon you have to start over from square one.
Zen are the worst ISP ever; they had me doing the call centre conga for weeks.
by ZQT43 March 12, 2014
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call center pretty

The concept that women who work in call centers aren't that attractive but some who are in the 7-8 range look like 10-11s by comparison
M: Damn she's beautiful.
D: Yeah, but she's call center pretty
by TopM June 29, 2016
mugGet the call center prettymug.

faux-ne call

pronounced: fone-call, noun
a fake phone call,
a pretend phone call, usually faked to get out of a certain situation
mom: hey, why did you come home so lat last night?
guy: ring ring, sorry, got a 'phone call'
*picks up phone and makes a faux-ne call*
by stellimonsta May 7, 2011
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Calling off Doug

When you aren't sick or have any emergency, but you still don't want to go to work.
I feel fine today. But I'm calling off Doug to work anyway
by mesatron July 2, 2016
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And rizz is called gyat?

A measure of expressing how autistic you are by saying one of the most unfunny things in existence. It is a combination of a DJ Khaled quote along with two popular phrases from a year ago. I say this all the time.
Friend: "Are you retarded?"
Me: "And rizz is called gyat?"
by jason dorito September 6, 2023
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