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Bill Shorten

A useless fuck. Not as bad as Anthony Albanese (Albo) though. Bill Shorten is an Australian politician who is the member for Maribyrnong in the House of Representatives. When he was Opposition Leader, he led his party (the centre-left Labor Party) to lost two consecutive losses, obviously both times were to the centre-right Coalition (which is a coalition between the Liberal Party and the National Party) because minor parties are hopeless in terms of trying to win government and elect the Prime Minister. The first time he lost was in 2016 to Malcolm Turnbull. Then he lost to Scott Morrison (Scomo) in 2019. Then he resigned as Labor leader but not from Parliament. Now he’s in Albo’s Cabinet. He invented the National Disability Insurance Scheme (the NDIS). In summary, he’s also known as Bull Shorty or Bullshit Shorten.
by MinecraftBloke123 May 14, 2023
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bill cosby sleeper

Slipping sleeping pills into an alcoholic beverage and give that to their date and have sexual intercourse with them without them knowing it.
Bill was mad at his girlfriend hasn't had sex with him in a long time so he gave her a Bill Cosby Sleeper.
by dustylicious December 28, 2015
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Bills

100 pounds. £100
2 bills £200
by 3rdsidesharkz June 27, 2017
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Billing

When Bill C puts his 12 inch horse shlong dingle-dong in your generous behind
I need a good Billing tonight
by BillingLover69 April 16, 2021
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Duck bill choke

The sexual act in which a woman puts two pringles in between her lips to make it look like she has a duck bill and the man will ejaculate into the duck bill and she eats the pringles with the seman.
My girlfriend and i performed a duck bill choke last night
by Bear kibbin December 18, 2020
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Bill

Is shockingly not basic
Bill is not shockingly basic omg who knew
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Chill Bill

The blue bitch for Skylanders Trap team
by ATLAS_ January 1, 2024
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