man moose

sperm, ejaculation, cum,

she was bobbing on my knob really well when i had to shoot!
i told her that i was going to cum and she didn't hear me so i shot a load of "man moose" in her hair.

by diamond dave 1964 December 24, 2007

Man drawer

That one messy drawer for the man in the house filled with crap you will hardly ever use.

Me: "What should I do with these dead batteries"
Dad: "put them in the man drawer"

by Lostathome June 19, 2014

Bubblegum man

Someone who is very obese, more obese than your mum.

That guy is a bubblegum man!

by fierbreather03 April 11, 2019

Good man

Respectful

Michael is a good man and honest

by Sensi~Millia November 1, 2019

Jojo man

This is funny man's way of saying the name of the .main character of the popular show/manga/anime, Jojo's BIZZARE Adventure

Oh my god, Jojo man did the punch punch thing.

by Slomer eleven December 15, 2019

Man-Mead

Noun.

An alcoholic beverage made by fermenting semen with yeast, often combined with sugars and/or other alcohols.

After jerking into a bottle for a year I could make so much man-mead!

by CelestialGermination October 15, 2010

Cheeseburger Man

A man who is seen at a baseball field. He may or may not have a child playing in the game, but he sure enjoys watching it. Frequently seen eating cheeseburgers and wearing glasses that look like they were found in a junkyard. But he was the best damn baseball coach Berkley has ever seen!

A: Hey mommy, you know that guy who's always at the field. He's always eating cheeseburgers and has junkyard glasses. I don't know if he has a kid or not.

M:That's the cheeseburger man. Stay away from him, he's creepy....

by I use bald head September 20, 2019