bar room whore

Pretty self explanatory. A middle aged woman that will fuck anything with a dick (sometimes a vagina) at the bar. Has been with every one of the bar regulars except for the one guy even a crack who're wouldn't touch.

Person #1 " I broke up with my girl, I'm so sad, blah blah blah"

Person #2 "Let's go find some bar room whores and get you over that slut"

by Whiskey drinker April 22, 2017

handle bar jockey

scooter boys

did you see the handle bar jockey pull up to the park.

by NowWayDudeS April 19, 2021

Texas mars bar

A cunning sexual act where a sexual partner defecates into your foreskin, performs oral sex while eating and cleaning your penis

Whoa man, met this crazy girl last night, I asked her what the craziest thing she did and she told me she did the Texas mars bar

by Mr mars bar March 4, 2019

munson towel bar

When you get out of the shower with a hardon and hang your wet towel from it while you shave

Ken said he used the Munson towel bar yesterday !
Dude, only if he dried off with a Kleenex!

by The fun bunch May 11, 2018

Glazed chocolate bar

When your girl has to make a boo boo but you pack it and cum on the turd and it comes out super shiny like a glazed donut

I gave her a glazed chocolate bar last night and her turd hit the bed

by Yanmar1994 October 1, 2020

1 bar heater

A warm, erect penis. Usually associated (or soon to be) with an act of sexual intercourse.

It's going to be cold for that trip away with your girlfriend - you'd better pack your 1 bar heater!

by the_chateau May 13, 2017

Cincinnati Snack Bar

A man is having anal sex with someone (male or female) and ejaculates inside the ass. The recipient then squats over the giver and forces all the semen out of the anus and onto his chest. The recipient then eats the cum.

Gotta watch out for that one. He's willing to do a Cincinnati Snack Bar.

by The Liberty Belles December 28, 2015