Under Bacon

slang for vagina

Guy 1: "Hey so how was your date guy 2?"

Guy 2: "Pretty boring until near the end of the movie when i got a big helping of under bacon"

Guy 1: "She put out on the first date?! You lucky bastard!"

by Tree Dolphin August 5, 2012

Hairy Anal Bacon

Hairy Anal Bacon is when a man shits in his girls mouth and eats eats it out again and then spits it into her vagina and then fucks her.

Man, that Hairy Anal Bacon last night was good until it wasn't.

by OwMyNine-inch-clit September 6, 2020

human bacon

An elongated vagina

Jesus Christ!!! That’s a lot of human bacon

by Obamas left hand December 28, 2020

Sphincter bacon

Little flap between your hoo ha and booty hole from tearing during child birth. Usually caused by a bad patch job.

I was about to go to pound town till I saw her sphincter bacon smiling at me.

by I punch gorillas October 28, 2018

bacon bonce

bacon bonce means you fat noce

oi u bacon bonce sym

by chelceemayx January 17, 2021

bacon

all I need to say is… pig..

I ate bacon today

by berrylea December 3, 2021

Bacon

A women’s pussy. It resembles the pig originated food bacon.

“Hey Nick you get in that bacon last night?”.
-“Hell yeah she gave me that oinker too.”

by Idonoteatthatbacon123 December 24, 2023