Austrian ass

pretending its the 40s and closeting your homosexuality/gender profile.

Lila wanted me to use his austrian ass in ways the fun gestapo wouldn't approve.

by i z z i August 12, 2025

Austrian Oven-Fest

Derogatory term to describe Auschwitz and the Holocaust

my friend angered the jews by denied that the Austrian Oven-Fest happened

by hugedickrandy August 15, 2025

Austranalyse

A verb meaning to analyse any Australian content provided by non-australians.

My mate sent me a picture of a kangaroo, but I had to Austranalyse it to see if it was a wallaby.

by Bob The Almond August 29, 2025

Austintism

A mental defect caused by listening to too many comedy podcasts. Symptoms include social anxiety caused by being alone too often, a complete lack of self awareness which leads to projecting all uncomfortable feelings onto others who the holders deems inferior to themselves, illiteracy, and detachment from reality. It must also be noted that the people who have Austintism mistake cruelty for humor. They claim to love jokes, but have never made anyone laugh. It is believed to have originated in Austin, Texas at the Comedy Mothership.

All of Joe Rogan’s fans have Austintism.

by Thatsonu2be September 10, 2025

Austrian Areola Ripper

When a man tears a woman's areola/s off using his teeth and swallows. This usually results in a lawsuit or two.

Frank: just gave gloria an austrian areola ripper
gerbert: why am i here
gloria: he did

by cornusthe4th February 14, 2026

Austin

The social glue in the friend group. Easygoing, steady, and the one who helps keep the peace when stronger personalities start clashing.

“Teddy brings the structure, Tristan brings the intensity, Dante brings the calm, and Austin keeps the whole thing balanced.”

by The Writer’s Room March 7, 2026

Austin Blinker

Smoking a j through a water bottle gleeb, then drinking the water and we-tanging the joint

“The joints almost dead you gotta Austin blinker”

by AdublH March 15, 2026